Pittsburgh. REPRESENT!

Found at People of Walmart by readers Matt and Leo:

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Sometimes, the picture IS the joke.

Top:  Manly Sporty Men R Us.

Bottom: Slutty Princesses R US.

Also, I like to pretend that’s Kevin McClatchy in that picture.  Makes it more special.





29 Comments

  1. Jason Mosley
    September 3, 2009 3:22 pm

    Do I see bacon in that shopping cart?



  2. Lindsay
    September 3, 2009 3:35 pm

    My my Kevin, what smooth legs you have.



  3. Leo
    September 3, 2009 3:41 pm

    You were the first that came to my mind when I saw this…..lol



  4. Critical
    September 3, 2009 3:45 pm

    I am finding myself bored with your blog. Is it cos you try too hard to fill it now that you’re unemployed? No offence but some stuff is soooo repetative. I think you are funny, smart and have a magical way with words but I wanna hear more about YOU. Don’t be scared, start sharing. =)



  5. bluzdude
    September 3, 2009 3:47 pm

    Updating the name to “Duke of Fug and Earl of Ewwww!”



  6. chrys
    September 3, 2009 4:12 pm

    that is some picture.. eek!



  7. mizzpenz
    September 3, 2009 5:11 pm

    I finally went to the peopleofwalmart site today at work. I gave myself a headache from laughing too hard. I knew the minute I saw this picture that it wouldn’t take you long to post it on your blog. Good Gawd. What are these people thinking?????



  8. Shibori
    September 3, 2009 5:23 pm

    I think that’s actually a woman. Seriously.



  9. unsatisfied
    September 3, 2009 5:36 pm

    what a total shim.



  10. Kristie
    September 3, 2009 5:50 pm

    Is that a woman with the pink shorts on? Srsly? Wow.



  11. Still A. Fan
    September 3, 2009 6:08 pm

    bacon? i see milk, white bread and a bag of onions…..mmmmmmmmmm, onions



  12. KGC
    September 3, 2009 6:16 pm

    Well… at least the hips appear to be the right size. Eeeeeew.



  13. KGC
    September 3, 2009 6:28 pm

    Just scrolled through that Website.. LMAO. I especially liked the fat chick whose dress ended above her crack. Hurl. Hurl. (That’s a double hurl, not to be confused with a double Yoi.)



  14. CriticExtraordinaire
    September 3, 2009 7:26 pm

    What? No mention of Santonio’s Johnson or The continuing adventures of Najeh “The Dump Truck” Davenport?



  15. burghguyinla
    September 3, 2009 8:28 pm

    CRITICAL::::::Why then, do you continue to return ?



  16. SRM
    September 3, 2009 9:29 pm

    I like it but only if it was taken in a Cleveland IGA. Then it would be classic



  17. Pa-pop
    September 3, 2009 9:40 pm

    C’mon … I’m throwing up in my mouth again.



  18. Erin
    September 3, 2009 9:53 pm

    Guy or Girl? Seriously GUY OR GIRL?



  19. Dan (Not Onarato)
    September 4, 2009 12:05 am

    Come on people…everyone knows that is the official garb required for the G20 cleanup this weekend!

    Beer and cupcakes be damned!



  20. Ravishing Rick
    September 4, 2009 1:25 am

    Some scary shit going on the Burgh these days !



  21. justagirl
    September 4, 2009 8:29 am

    Oh, C’mon. That’s a woman, and one of the best things about WalMart is that you can wear your laundry day shorts there and not feel bad about it, at least until people started taking pictures of you. :P Everybody should have that “I don’t really care what I look like here” place in their life for when they really need to just run out and grab something…like… um, onions.

    A friend of mine swears he heard a radio interview with a man who said his wife prefers shopping at the dollar store because she doesn’t have to get dressed up to shop there like she does at WalMart. Every once in a while that randomly pops into my head and I start laughing like an idiot.



  22. Capt. Dummy
    September 4, 2009 8:35 am

    “laundry day shorts” just made my day!!! lol! thanks, justagirl



  23. CityMama
    September 4, 2009 9:43 am

    Oh gawd … I think that’s my grandma.



  24. toni
    September 4, 2009 9:53 am

    I know that photo is taken inside the Indiana, PA walmart! We have a guy (the one in the pink shorts) who runs around Indiana in his steeler gear, short short short shorts, and flippers no matter what time of year it is.

    Good times!



  25. chrys
    September 4, 2009 10:11 am

    LOL!! I looked thru the picturs last night.. holy crap.. I was laughing so hard I was crying. I shop at Wal-Mart.. I think I better watch what I’m doing or how I am dressed..LOL!



  26. jordan
    September 4, 2009 8:56 pm

    i hate you. your hair is so ugly, too.



  27. Ravishing Rick
    September 5, 2009 1:11 am

    Lot of “HATE” on here
    I wonder why ?



  28. westindya
    September 9, 2009 5:25 pm

    OH. EM. GEE.



  29. Brittany
    November 3, 2009 1:52 am

    OMG I WORK AT THIS WALMART AND SEE HIM ALL THE TIME LMAO