I’m trying to be nicer, I really am — trying not to pick on oddballs seeking love on Craigslist too much, because as my friend is fond of saying, “Every pot has its lid.”
But still, some odd pots go about seeking their odd lids in odd fashion:
Now, it’s perfectly normal to want a girl that likes Harry Potter — there’s LOTS of awesome girls that like Harry Potter, and it’s perfect normal to be “nerdy” because some of the most awesome people I have ever known consider themselves “nerdy.”
But can we talk about this “talking deeply about Godzilla or Dinosaur Robots”?
Here’s how I imagine that conversation goes in some dark coffeehouse in Pittsburgh:
WTEFFIE: You can’t argue that when Godzilla stomped the little Japanese man playing an American tourist, it was allegorical to how the Japanese have taken over Americans in science and technology.
WTEFFIE’s Date: I CAN argue that. How can you not see that after Godzilla stomped the man, he then picked up Tokyo’s largest tower and threw it into the ocean. GODZILLA BELIEVES THE AMERICANS WILL EVENTUALLY CATCH BACK UP!
WTEFFIE: HOW? You tell me, how will the Americans catch up? WE HAVEN”T EVEN INVENTED INTELLIGENT DINOSAUR ROBOTS YET!
WTEFFIE’s Date: This date is over. Get your bicycle and take me home.