Ladies and Gentlemen, I submit to you the best sentence to ever appear in the Post-Gazette:
Barbara Baker, Pittsburgh Zoo & PPG Aquarium president and chief operating officer, held a news conference outside the rhino yard today to alert zoo visitors that they could be witness to some rough but “entertaining” animal sex.
Game over.
Bow-chicka-bow.
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have Luke Ravenstahl
Two Lukey posts in a row. I apologize.
The Post-Gazette asked the three candidates for Mayor to submit a letter of support from a supporter (which, who else would write a letter of support BUT a supporter and OMG this is the dumbest sentence I have ever written ever and I can’t stop writing it).
Kevin Acklin [...]
Aaaaaand …. DRINK! Twice.
Here are two images taken from campaign literature Uncle Crappy received at his home, literature produced by the state’s democratic committee, literature encouraging you to reelect Lukey to a full four-year term, literature that WANTS YOU TO DRINK …
Holy moly. They’re not even fighting it anymore.
They’ve embraced it.
Just like I’m embracing this margarita. My precious.
Regretsy, Pittsburgh Style
Many readers have sent me emails about interesting things they’ve discovered on Regretsy.com, a site dedicated to the ridiculous shit people try to sell on etsy.com, which is basically eBay for homemade stuff.
I was hunting around etsy today (BAD IDEA!) when I did a search for “Pittsburgh” and boy, did some ridiculous shit pop up, [...]
Give it away, give it away, give it away now.
More fun stuff for you to win! Because I’m continuing my efforts to buy your love and affection!
Speaking of love and affection, now I have that stupid Nelson song in my head. You know, the one by the long-haired blond twins? The MALE long-haired blond twins? The one that goes, “I can’t live without your [...]
