Dibs!
- October 2, 2009
- filed under Celebrity sightings, Troy Polamalu
Here’s a picture from TMZ showing one Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal (OMG. I just spelled that right on the first try!) having a jog through downtown Pittsburgh while he is here filming a movie with Anne Hathaway, who is due to arrive for her scenes soon.
So, yes, I know I’ll be arrested if I full-body tackle him a la Troy Polamalu if I spot him jogging downtown today, but my question is this HOW arrested would I be? Would it be just like a public drunkenness, spend an hour thinking about what I did kind of arrest, or would it be more like throwing a bike at a cop kind of arrest?
Either way. My butt is going to be arrested if I spot Jakey downtown today. Hope Reese Witherspoon doesn’t get in my way. She’s like 80 lbs. I can take her.
WELCOME TO PITTSBURGH, REESE! BAM!
(h/t Lori)
WhyYunzGottaBeAHater
October 6, 2009 4:15 pm
Sofa King — The problem is that by mocking him, they are making fun of everyone that works at a mall which is rude and ignorant. What kind of work does Scott do?
And why do you have to make a comment like that about Auntie Anne’s? You’re as much of a jerk as he is for saying that.
Sofa King
October 6, 2009 5:57 pm
Sorry if I offend. Since you’re so sensitive, I’ll spare you the details of what I did to the folks at Orange Julius.
spoon
October 7, 2009 6:38 am
Sofa King, didn’t you learn your lesson when you stole the drill from Piercing Pagoda. tragic.