Here’s a picture from TMZ showing one Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal (OMG. I just spelled that right on the first try!) having a jog through downtown Pittsburgh while he is here filming a movie with Anne Hathaway, who is due to arrive for her scenes soon.
So, yes, I know I’ll be arrested if I full-body tackle him a la Troy Polamalu if I spot him jogging downtown today, but my question is this HOW arrested would I be? Would it be just like a public drunkenness, spend an hour thinking about what I did kind of arrest, or would it be more like throwing a bike at a cop kind of arrest?
Either way. My butt is going to be arrested if I spot Jakey downtown today. Hope Reese Witherspoon doesn’t get in my way. She’s like 80 lbs. I can take her.
WELCOME TO PITTSBURGH, REESE! BAM!