I purchased a subscription to ESPN Insider for the sole purpose of seeing if Bill Guerin was in fact featured naked in The Body issue as was previously reported.
I’m here to tell you that he is not. He is mentioned in one tiny caption about OTHER NHL players and their exercise regimen. Boo and hiss to you, ESPN.
I did however stumble upon ANOTHER naked Pittsburgh athlete. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Casey Hampton, AKA Cabbage Patch Baby Cici Donna.
First, YOU ARE WELCOME, Loves!
Second, because I want to know the MOMENT some sicko Googles this, I need to type it so the search engines will find it: “CASEY HAMPTON NAKED”.
Finally, that is supposed to be a picture of a scar of some sort on Casey’s body, but I don’t see a scar. I see a very pregnant black woman.
Oh! “PREGNANT NAKED BLACK WOMAN”.
Just in case.