Non-Pittsburgh-related new math.

If a Glamour Shot had sex with a disco ball, what would they create?

Adam Lambert’s album cover:

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1.  Do they still say “album” these days?  Oh, get off my lawn.

2. Is one of his eyes purple and the other blue?

3. I know it doesn’t have anything to do with Pittsburgh, but I couldn’t resist.

(h/t Freak Show’s Mikey)





35 Comments

  1. MN
    October 27, 2009 9:37 pm

    S/He just scares the heck out of me! CREEPY with a capital C!



  2. Monty
    October 27, 2009 9:44 pm

    1. It can’t technically be a glamour shot if the model is wearing a body bag.

    2. I was less disturbed by the short curlies creeping up to Casey Hampton’s belly button than the Adam Labert photo.



  3. cmd_45
    October 27, 2009 9:51 pm

    Can we say gender bender?



  4. Chuck
    October 27, 2009 10:08 pm

    Well i guess it is Halloween.



  5. Rachel
    October 27, 2009 10:17 pm

    Is that a Lisa Frank folder?



  6. bluzdude
    October 27, 2009 10:19 pm

    Albums are still albums even if they’re CDs.

    And now introducing the Boy George of the 2000’s.



  7. PittCheMBA
    October 27, 2009 10:21 pm

    Dude looks like a lady!



  8. Sooska
    October 27, 2009 10:44 pm

    I don’t know who that is, but I would add “+ peacock” to the description what with the blue feathery hair.

    Also, what PittCheMBA said.



  9. mike
    October 27, 2009 11:02 pm

    She’s HAWT!!! What? Oh, really? A-a-a Never mind.



  10. Tom
    October 27, 2009 11:17 pm

    Did Pink go through with gender reassignment and become Purple?



  11. chrys
    October 27, 2009 11:22 pm

    It kind of reminds me of the Poison album cover from the 80s..LOL! He is pretty though.. :P



  12. Jara
    October 27, 2009 11:59 pm

    LMAO @ Rachel! I LOVED me some Lisa Frank! Though I’m afraid Lisa Frank in all her cartoon fabulousness wouldn’t want to claim that album cover!



  13. Dave
    October 28, 2009 1:12 am

    Looks like Glamour Shots by Deb is still running strong…



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  15. Magus Patris
    October 28, 2009 8:22 am

    I think there might be a little bit of Mac OS X desktop image in there too.



  16. L-A
    October 28, 2009 8:26 am

    Love the Lisa Frank reference – it just needs a dolphin jumping in the background and I’d stick that in my Trapper Keeper faster than you can say David Bowie.



  17. Sooska
    October 28, 2009 8:35 am

    Who is “Adam” Lambert- do they mean “Amanda”? what year is this?



  18. unsatisfied
    October 28, 2009 9:23 am

    the girl CAN sing. but, that cover. ummm. wow. it just says, “do you want to hurt me?”



  19. Erin
    October 28, 2009 9:24 am

    The font is so 80s!



  20. Still A Fan
    October 28, 2009 9:57 am

    Trappper Keeper….lol

    Nobody named “Lambert” should ever dress like that.



  21. Sean
    October 28, 2009 9:59 am

    Is the CD titled “Career Suicide?”

    Boy George called, Mr. Lambert. He wants his shtick back.



  22. John in the Rocks
    October 28, 2009 10:05 am

    Um, eww?



  23. AndyTheo
    October 28, 2009 10:09 am

    Yawn.



  24. bucdaddy
    October 28, 2009 10:26 am

    Dude has some serious DSLs there.

    I don’t mean it as a compliment.



  25. Kathy
    October 28, 2009 11:00 am

    It’s PAT after a makeover!



  26. Monty
    October 28, 2009 11:36 am

    Bucdaddy – um, awkward.



  27. Vivian formerly NYLuvsPitts
    October 28, 2009 12:27 pm

    LMBO @ Tom.



  28. Dan (Not Onarato)
    October 28, 2009 1:44 pm

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little



  29. Johnaz6312
    October 28, 2009 5:05 pm

    I never watched AM for 1 second as long as its been on TV. Its sad that I know who this freak is. Ginny, send a pidgeon to gouge my eyes out! UGH!



  30. Patrick
    October 28, 2009 7:02 pm

    Well, they say fads come around again. I guess the 80’s are starting to re-emerge. THAT’s where global warming came from…all you women who had the mall flip and the hurricane proof hair.



  31. Carpetbagger
    October 28, 2009 9:45 pm

    Typical Vikings fan.



  32. chrys
    October 28, 2009 9:54 pm

    LMAO Patrick.. the 80s are on their way back. My 10 yr old daughter shops in a store called Justice. Everything in that store looks like something I might have worn in the 80s. I could have saved a ton of $$ if I would have saved all my old clothes from back then. LOL!



  33. Justin
    October 28, 2009 11:12 pm

    i thought that was Wendy Bell’s new haircut for a minute there…



  34. Sofa King
    October 29, 2009 11:41 am

    I have a feeling Jack wasn’t the only Lambert who loved a good old in-your-face sack.



  35. Tara
    October 29, 2009 4:06 pm

    I don’t think it would have been *nearly* as disturbing if he had some clothes on.