Non-Pittsburgh-related new math.

If a Glamour Shot had sex with a disco ball, what would they create? Adam Lambert’s album cover: + = 1.  Do they still say “album” these days?  Oh, get off my lawn. 2. Is one of his eyes purple and the other blue? 3. I know it doesn’t have anything to do with Pittsburgh, [...]

Random n’at.

1. Is it weird that I’m afraid of corn mazes?  Terrifying labyrinths of evil doom.  I ran into a friend at Target the other day and she told me that she, her husband and her sons were lost in the corn maze at Schramm’s Farms for an hour and a half, and I was all, [...]

A pop quiz

Bucco of Suckitude Andrew McCutchen, who is the least sucky player we have, was named Rookie of the Year by Baseball America, a publication I’ve never heard of before, but apparently this honor is a big big deal. Pop quiz. When Pirates upper management was informed that Andrew McCutchen was named Rookie of the Year [...]

What They’re Really Thinking: Depends Edition

For those of you no longer living here, NEENER NEENER NEENER, yesterday was a perfect fall day here in Pittsburgh –  blue skies, chilled air with warm sunshine, burnt red and orange leaves, pumpkin carving. Perfect day for Steelers football. This game, more than any other game this season, was one I REALLY REALLY wanted [...]

ROTFLMAO

Some things for you to laugh at on this rainy Friday, and so you don’t have to look at Casey Hampton’s nekkid body anymore: 1.  Vikings versus Steelers music video: I don’t even where to start because THERE’S TOO DAMN MUCH!  Too much cheese, too much WTF?, too much sweet Napoleon Dynamite dance moves, too [...]