Three pigeon things to share:
1. Further proof that pigeons are evil knowing bastards:
They’re fed by agents of the Dark Side. I could totally see Satan and Emperor Palpatine being in cahoots.
Also, I don’t recommend it, but if you stare at the pigeons’ red eyes long enough and really focus, you can hear shrieking coming from hell.
(h/t hello haha narf)
3. Scott, the owner and Chief Operating Scarer of Scarehouse posted this photo on his twitter account and titled it “The Pigeon Whisperer”:
At first I thought, “This old man is feeding the pigeons and is surely an agent of Palpatine’s.”
But then I realized he’s just farting on the pigeons.
Carry on, gross old man. Carry on.