DeShawn Stevenson of the Washington Wizards is addicted to tattoos and is also stupid.
Don’t get mad at me. That he is stupid is a scientific fact and I will prove it to you.
One is a crack in his skull, because “I don’t crack. I feel like people always try to break me, but I don’t crack. So, I put that there.”
Do you see his reasoning? I don’t crack, so I put a crack on my head. It makes perfect sense. If you’re stupid.
The other tattoo he got on his face is a Pittsburgh Pirates “P” because “for the Pittsburgh, that’s my favorite team. Barry Bonds, when he first started.”
Problem. Look at the P:
That’s right. It’s backwards and it looks like a 9. His explanation:
“No, if you’re standing where Dom’s standing and looking at me, it looks like a P.”
So here’s what I did, I looked at that picture from every angle and it NEVER looks like a P unless you hold it up to a mirror.
Which is what he obviously means. It looks like a P when he looks in the mirror at his stupid stupid face.
This guy oughta marry that Backwards B face-etched crazy girl Ashley so that they can hope for the sake of humanity that their two Stupids cancel each other out.
Because the thing with Stupid, like tattoos — that shit’s permanent.