This morning I finally got around to reading my Sunday edition of the Post-Gazette and while reading the sports section, I glanced at Gerry Dulac’s NFL Forecast: Week 11.
Steelers (6-3) at Kansas City Chiefs (2-7), 1 p.m., Sunday
The Skinny: Since the middle of the 2007 season, the Chiefs are a pitiful 4-30, a record only the Lions (3-31) can eclipse for futility. Should be a nice way for Ben Roethlisberger to spend his first game in Arrowhead Stadium.
Prediction: Steelers, 34-3
Dear Gerry, for this week’s game, please print the following:
Pittsburgh Steelers (6-4) at Baltimore Ravens (5-5), 8:20 p.m., Sunday
The Skinny: Since the Steelers are currently a giant ball of suck with a cheesecake-inhaling, recently concussed quarterback, and special teams incapable of stopping a return man even if he was a crippled turtle with the ball strapped to his shell, expect them to be decimated beyond recognition by the faster, more awesome, more fantastic Ravens. All hope is lost.
Prediction: Ravens, 44-(2)
Then maybe, once again, the exact OPPOSITE of what you predicted will happen.