Yeah, yeah. I’m going to write What They’re Really Thinking, as soon as I’ve had a few glasses of wine.
But in the meantime, I received an email DIRECTLY from 84 Lumber’s spokesperson Jeff, informing me that the latest Mrs. Joe Hardy is 51-years-old.
Not going to lie. I’m shocked.
WTAE informs us that she was a massage therapist in Florida until a few years ago. This is her fourth marriage as well.
And that’s all I’m going to say about that because, psst, 84 Lumber is reading this.
I bet the “fake breasts” comment canceled out any chance I had of getting invited to a Joe Hardy party so that I could see his hyena.