I’m totally licking my screen right now.


  1. Go Browns!
    December 23, 2009 7:09 pm

    How did Wil Ferrell get in the Steelers’ locker room?

  2. Glowczewski
    December 23, 2009 7:09 pm

    Is anyone else thinking Ron Burgundy?

  3. Ken
    December 23, 2009 7:16 pm

    Is this some sort of strategy by his legal team? Making it apparent to everybody that no woman would willingly have sex with this guy?

  4. Monty
    December 23, 2009 7:26 pm

    That locker room smells of rich mahogany.

    Let’s hope he gives Ray Lewis a straight shot to the babymaker.

  5. KSM
    December 23, 2009 7:30 pm

    That is AWESOME!!!

  6. cmd_45
    December 23, 2009 8:19 pm

    I was actually thinking he looks like a 70s porn star. Yucky.

  7. JM
    December 23, 2009 8:27 pm

    Won’t you take me to…..to Funkytown?

  8. bucdaddy
    December 23, 2009 8:48 pm

    “Ya want fries with that?”

    All that’s missing is a paper hat and he’s the new assistant manager at the new Sonic going up here.

  9. HollyT
    December 23, 2009 8:49 pm

    YES! I was so hoping to come home and see a post about this on here.

    Didn’t anyone tell Ben that the ‘stache doesn’t work the same way as play-off beards?

    Glowczewski, Ron Burgundy would be correct.

    Ken, I love your comment. I would want to know what would have sex with him before the new hair. Oh wait… nevermind. Someone certifiable.

  10. unsatisfied
    December 23, 2009 8:52 pm


  11. Mandy
    December 23, 2009 9:01 pm

    he looks like gerard depardieu.

  12. Sooska
    December 23, 2009 9:57 pm

    They grew 70s style ‘staches to go with the retro unis they are wearing Sunday. I think it’s cause the D wants the Ravens to think they are really Lambert, Ham, Greene, Blount, Shell and Russell for starters.

  13. chrys
    December 23, 2009 10:02 pm

    I was thinking he looks like a bloated version of John Schneider from The Dukes of Hazzard..

    I don’t know what’s worse.. the mustache? the hair? the double chin? I guess it would be all of the above. :P

  14. Angela
    December 23, 2009 10:29 pm

    I was also thinking 70s porn star. Not to mention I think he has been hanging out with Casey Hampton too much. There are WAAY too many chins on that man.

  15. PA Girl in VA Manor
    December 23, 2009 11:17 pm

    My my!! So critical!!

    And this from the crowd who vilify Joe Hardy and Hef for banging
    large-breasted young hotties??

  16. Pinto Alegre
    December 23, 2009 11:24 pm

    That pornstached guy passed for over 500 yards on Sunday and kept our playoff hopes alive. All you haters should just shut your pieholes!

  17. ErinPatricia
    December 23, 2009 11:36 pm

    …If Ron Burgundy and John Holmes had a love child.

  18. Clair
    December 24, 2009 12:19 am

    my first thought…70’s porn star. Seems like I am not alone HA!

    But hey, ya don’t have to look good in order to play well.

  19. carpetbagger
    December 24, 2009 12:40 am

    I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

  20. red pen mama
    December 24, 2009 8:32 am

    I think @Ken has a good point.

    Also, you don’t have to be pretty to pass for over 500 yards. Ben has clearly proved that.

    Brady be damned.


  21. Still A, Fan
    December 24, 2009 8:56 am

    john daly plays for the steelers?

  22. CFluck
    December 24, 2009 9:17 am

    It’s a Christmas miracle! Ginny shows us the Fug, up close and personal, and types ‘hawt.’

  23. Jen
    December 24, 2009 9:25 am

    I saw him being interviewed on the 5:00 news yesterday and was all “ewwwww”. Nasty.

    Keep your helmet on, please?

  24. NMSteve
    December 24, 2009 9:55 am

    Samwise gamgee the noble little hobbit.

  25. The Purple Pinki
    December 24, 2009 9:55 am

    LOL I thought Will Farrel too. He looks like Brennon from Step Brothers with a pornstache. I guess we should say “Ben”non has a man-gina!

  26. JenOH
    December 24, 2009 10:10 am

    Scary. Looks like a pervert who’s just been arrested for molesting children. He’s thoroughly disgusting looking.

  27. SC 'Burgher
    December 24, 2009 10:14 am

    I’m sure the ‘lovely’ women of McKees Rocks will be lining up for some of that. Bow-chickie-bow-wow.

  28. LaReina
    December 24, 2009 10:21 am

    Too many Christmas cookies, Benny!

  29. chel
    December 24, 2009 11:21 am

    did u read the PG this morning, Benny said he is trying to look like his QB coach, Kenny Anderson did back in the ’70’s…..i like the pervert and porn star idea better :)

  30. John in the Rocks
    December 24, 2009 11:28 am

    @SC’Burgher – Hey! Leave the Rocks alone! Not all of the women who live here are Fug Bunnies… just, y’know, most of them. ;)

    Oh, and Ben? You might want to give up those Double Whoppers you’ve clearly been indulging in and think about dropping 20 pounds in the off season so you won’t look like a bloated water buffalo. And lose the porn-stache, too. You look like a frickin’ idiot. Just sayin’…

  31. Mia
    December 24, 2009 11:35 am

    My God has he let himself go. He needs a good hygiene intervention!

  32. Steelman
    December 24, 2009 12:01 pm

    That picture epitomizes the 2009 season …. disgusting and pathetic.

  33. toni
    December 24, 2009 1:27 pm

    bow chicka wow wow! at first glance, i thought will farrell put on a lot of weight…then i was overcome by cheesy 70’s porn music…

  34. Trish
    December 24, 2009 1:34 pm

    Longish curly hair + goatee = friggin’ hot.

    Longish curly hair + mustache without goatee = OMG BEN WTF WHY ARE YOU GETTING ME TO GO OMG GROSS OVER YOU?

    I think it’s safe to say that young Mr. Roethlisberger does not currently have a lady friend because no self-respecting woman would ever let her boyfriend go out like this.

  35. chel
    December 24, 2009 1:42 pm

    fug bunny, fug bunny, i was born in the Rocks and some of us are just bunnies….and most of the men look like the Fug since they still think it’s the 70’s…..:)

  36. Amy
    December 24, 2009 2:01 pm

    Maybe it’s just me, but I think he would look a lot better with no hair.

  37. LH
    December 24, 2009 2:32 pm

    Maybe that concussion messed him up more than we thought… I’m Batman!… No, no I’m Anchorman!

  38. Rachel
    December 24, 2009 3:01 pm

    UGH! Ben, just shave it all. Maybe he thought all that hair would distract from his extra chins.

  39. Paul
    December 24, 2009 4:28 pm

    besides the ’70s porn star thing, all I can think is why did he stop shaving when he got the ‘stache?!? Somethings do NOT need to be brought back into vogue! However, if he thinks it helps him throw the ball, stay the course Ben.

  40. Still A, Fan
    December 24, 2009 9:09 pm

    oh i’m a lumberjack and i don’t care……

  41. H
    December 24, 2009 11:27 pm

    So, when can we see some pictures of some of you. I would LOVE to voice my opinion of what you all look like. Here, I’ll start with a picture I have seen. Um, Ginny, sweetheart, you really need to do something with that mop on your head that you pass off asd hair and from the looks of your waist size, please be sure to eat a pizza and NOT throw is up 10 minutes later. K? Great!

  42. Andee
    December 25, 2009 1:00 am

    Ben reminds me of a live Fred Flinstone.

  43. Andee
    December 25, 2009 1:02 am

    By the way H, he wouldn’t be so ugly if he had been wearing a motorcycle helmet a few years ago. That’s what arrogance gets you.

  44. H
    December 25, 2009 8:13 am

    @Andee – so, because he made a youthful mistake like almost all of us have, you feel that gives people the right to make fun of him for how he looks? Really? You may think he’s arrogant, but I think you’re the snob here.

  45. L-A
    December 25, 2009 12:38 pm

    i just knew this picture would end up here…you don’t disappoint! Merry Christmas!

  46. Andee
    December 25, 2009 1:07 pm

    Never said that H. Perhaps you shouldn’t read into everything and ASSume.

    And, not all of us have made a youthful mistake as bad as what he did. He should’ve realized that kids look up to him and no matter how “youthful” he is, he had a responsibility.

    Snob? Moi? :) Perhaps you should take the blinders off and see our QB for what he is…an immature idiot, who just happens to sometimes get it right on the football field.

  47. cheld
    December 25, 2009 1:10 pm

    whoa, H, lighten up a little, it’s all in good fun, maybe ur not a steelers fan?

  48. Bojack
    December 25, 2009 2:04 pm


    Grow a pair!!

    YOU are the arrogant ass!!!

  49. Andee
    December 25, 2009 2:57 pm

    @Bojack-wow, a bit offended? Perhaps you need to grow a pair because my comments were directed at H and not you. There was no arrogance in any of my comments. Truth, yeah! But, no arrogance.

    Maybe perhaps you’re one of those multiple personality posters with different names and have to make up a name just so someone side with you.

  50. Stan
    December 25, 2009 3:10 pm

    Andee, perhaps you should come down off that pedestal, the air is obviously way too thin up there and is making you say really stupid things!