State Senator Jean Orie is under investigation by a grand jury for activities of a criminal nature, mainly using her Senate office for fundraising purposes regarding her sister Judge Joan Orie Melvin’s election to office.

I would go into more detail, but I managed to pry my eyes off of the kitten that died on her head, but only long enough to fixate on her thumb nail.

And that’s where I’m at right now.

Just staring at that thumb nail.



  1. Politicalpartypooper
    December 24, 2009 11:33 am

    How can you see her thumbnail? All I see is pink, and I’m colorblind.


  2. Sooska
    December 24, 2009 12:11 pm

    Between the hair and those nails it is no wonder she’s the Republican “whip.”

    Otherwise, put her in a pair of black tights and she could star as Rizzo in the CLO’s production of Grease this year.

  3. unsatisfied
    December 24, 2009 12:26 pm

    thanks for reminding me — I have to get to the store to get some more pepto bismol.

    I just know that the Christmas food is gonna get me again this year….

  4. bluzdude
    December 24, 2009 12:43 pm

    She needs nails that long, just to scratch her head.

    Maybe she’s really the stunt double in Blonde Ambition.

  5. Bojack
    December 24, 2009 12:48 pm

    I’d hit it.

  6. Kathy
    December 24, 2009 1:09 pm


  7. Kathy
    December 24, 2009 1:15 pm

    Pinto Alegre — Ewww! that should be in the Nasty Burgher category.

  8. The Legend of Vincent Tremblay
    December 24, 2009 1:18 pm

    If Reese Witherspoon ever sees this picture, any hope the studio has of another “Legally Blonde” sequel will go right out the window.

  9. butcher's dog
    December 24, 2009 1:21 pm

    And we have the gall to criticize how Benny looks! At least he produces (big comeback on Sunday plus two Super Bowls at last count). What, except for a Supreme Court election, has she produced? Except, you know, the look.

  10. butcher's dog
    December 24, 2009 1:22 pm

    Oh…are there any questions why Harrisburg doesn’t get more done after looking at this? Nah…me neither.

  11. chel
    December 24, 2009 1:35 pm

    i’d like to know who does her hair and then let’s her go out looking like that…..

  12. SpudMom
    December 24, 2009 1:42 pm

    THAT THING is my state senator?!?!? *shudder*

  13. Elmer Fudd
    December 24, 2009 1:58 pm

    She looks like she just had a roll in the hay and is descibing the size of her boyfriend’s package…

  14. The Purple Pinkie
    December 24, 2009 2:08 pm

    Let me at her with a nail file. Goog gracious, where is she going for her beauty services?

  15. USCMike
    December 24, 2009 3:40 pm

    Of course, looking at the big picture, I’m convinced after the last year of scandals, indictments and trials involving our state politicians, that you’d be hard pressed to find any of them that aren’t ‘ethically challenged’ when it comes to following any sort of law, whether it be administrative or criminal.

    They’re all weasels and given that hair, I think we might have located the ringleader! (After it stuck a paw into an electrical outlet…)

  16. chrys
    December 24, 2009 4:04 pm

    Everythime I see her on television I visibly cringe. She is frightening.. Her whole “look” screams unprofessional.. more like “professional hooker hairdresser” blahh

  17. Paul
    December 24, 2009 5:08 pm

    Wide nervous eyes, crazy hair and loooong nails. Um, I’m pretty sure that is the look of a coke head.

  18. one-eyed dick
    December 24, 2009 8:04 pm

    Whoa! Send her down here to FLA. We have a long line of crazy women who think and dress like they are 15-year old prosti-‘tots’ and get really miffed when no one takes them seriously, ie, Katherine “Hanging Chad” Harris and State Sen. Ronda Storms (not her stripper name, her real name) who has toned down her excessive display of cleavage, but not her anti-black, anti-gay, anti-Planned Parenthood, Southern Baptist “I am a Republican, hence I stand with God” rhetoric.

  19. Still A, Fan
    December 24, 2009 9:05 pm

    wow…..just…… it screams “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE”

    I’d call her reality show Trailor Court Lawyer

  20. spoon
    December 24, 2009 10:24 pm

    She needs some Kitten Mittons!

  21. MN
    December 25, 2009 2:41 pm

    So, serving in our state “government” is where Vegas showgirls go for retirement?

  22. redram1
    December 25, 2009 6:36 pm

    I always thought she looked like a yorkie.

  23. mfj
    December 25, 2009 6:40 pm

    Skippy would hit that. Or maybe already has.

  24. Scott
    December 25, 2009 11:44 pm

    Right on….I thought the same thing when I saw this on the PG.

    Cougar alert.

  25. bucdaddy
    December 26, 2009 10:30 am

    Everyone thinks his/her state politicians are the most corrupt in the nation, but I gotta hand it to Pennsylvania (and Illinois): West Virginia got NOTHIN’ on y’all. NOTHIN’.

    *tips hat, bows low*

  26. Dan (Not Onarato)
    December 26, 2009 9:19 pm

    WTF? No seriously, WTF?

  27. Kristie
    December 27, 2009 12:27 pm

    Senator Barbie

  28. RJQ
    December 28, 2009 1:39 pm

    Martha May Whovier?

  29. Mayor Luke Doggy Dogg
    December 28, 2009 2:02 pm

    Dat beyatch would not be makin’ my Pittsburgh Girlz Gone Wild video.