Oh, hai, Tyler.

So THIS is who the hell Tyler Grisham is:

Um, where’d I put that gosh darn “APPROVED” stamp?

(h/t @tbiela)


  1. Bojack
    December 29, 2009 10:12 am

    He’s on here cuz he writes those lawyer novels right?? LOL

  2. chrys
    December 29, 2009 10:23 am

    WOW.. where do I begin?? The abs.. the shoulders.. the arms. He ain’t bad. :D

  3. Jessica @ How Sweet
    December 29, 2009 10:25 am

    Holy hell. We were wondering who he was, too. Wow.

  4. bucdaddy
    December 29, 2009 10:25 am

    This reminds me: There has been a notable lack of Wendy Bell and Julie Bologna cheesecake on here since you came back. Hell, I’d even settle for Kristine Sorensen. Or pull out some old Sonni Abata photos. Whatever you have to do, I suggest you correct this oversight, cause guys read ThatsChurch too.

    Thank you.

  5. bucdaddy
    December 29, 2009 10:26 am

    Oh, and photos of your own smokin’ hot self only count a little.

  6. Politicalpartypooper
    December 29, 2009 10:29 am

    I going to give the typical man response to this post, so brace yourself.

    I hear he’s gay.


  7. LB
    December 29, 2009 10:30 am

    Holy freakin’ muscles, Batman. Imagine seeing that up close and in person. I officially love me some Tyler. Yum.

  8. Bojack
    December 29, 2009 10:34 am

    What B-Daddy said!

    Any glamor or bikini shots of Alison Morris??

  9. Katie
    December 29, 2009 10:36 am

    I, your loyal reader, am a Clemson alumni, and felt intensely gratified to see that Mr. Hotpants Grisham made his way on to your blog yesterday. I have been drooling over him since he was a little college boy. :)

  10. laurenhbg
    December 29, 2009 10:45 am

    Holy Mother of God… thanks for that. :)

  11. red pen mama
    December 29, 2009 11:05 am


    He may just have replaced Marc-Andre Fleury in my … heart. Yeah, heart.

  12. Ex-Pat Pittsburgh Girl
    December 29, 2009 11:16 am

    Paraphrasing Homer Simpson — mmmmm … Tyler … mmmmmm *drool* WOW

  13. cheld
    December 29, 2009 11:29 am

    i had to clean my computer screen, the drool was blocking my view….:)

  14. one-eyed dick
    December 29, 2009 11:31 am

    Oh, come on. He’s no Casey Hampton. Not by a long shot. And not by about 150 lbs. either.

    Come on…..

  15. Pittsburgh Tom
    December 29, 2009 11:51 am

    Well, I think we won`t be getting a new post for a while. Ginny isn`t going to want to knock these pictures off the main page.

  16. MamaBear
    December 29, 2009 11:53 am

    Mmmmm. Yum.

  17. Allison
    December 29, 2009 12:56 pm

    Benny: Are you reading this?! Do you see this man in the locker room?! THIS is an attractive Steeler… take notes.

  18. toni
    December 29, 2009 12:57 pm

    wow…two words…thank you.

  19. Elmer Fudd
    December 29, 2009 12:58 pm

    You girls get beefcake and us guys get that wackjob Jane Orie…I demand equal time!

  20. Jen
    December 29, 2009 1:09 pm

    Check out this link:


    I think I found my new second favorite Steeler (after Troysus, of course). Does he have a jersey out yet?

  21. PA Girl in VA
    December 29, 2009 1:24 pm


  22. PA Girl in FL
    December 29, 2009 1:31 pm

    Ginny, what a wonderful Christmas present for those of us in the more ‘mature’ category….holy heck, he’s only a bit older than my older son…yikes! nom nom nom……

  23. birdie
    December 29, 2009 1:39 pm

    Wow! Allison say it girl!

  24. Alison
    December 29, 2009 2:02 pm

    “who the hell is grisham?!” was my EXACT thought when he caught that pass on sunday. thanks a lot for clearing that up!! (wink wink nudge nudge)

  25. Ashley
    December 29, 2009 2:29 pm

    Ya ummm WOW!! Some more of him PLEASE!!

  26. Margie
    December 29, 2009 2:52 pm

    did you just hear the *sigh* coming from me? nom nom nom…

  27. Carpetbagger
    December 29, 2009 3:00 pm

    Well, he’s no Casey Hampton, but…

  28. Vivian formerly NYLuvsPitts
    December 29, 2009 3:11 pm


  29. Michelle
    December 29, 2009 3:34 pm


  30. Summer
    December 29, 2009 3:54 pm


  31. Clementine
    December 29, 2009 4:06 pm

    Most surprising that Tyler’s addition to the roster was not immediately apparent, as his very presence cancels out Ben’s fug… wipes it right outta there… erases the fug with a big, shiny eraser of hotness… in other words, RAWR! NOMNOMNOMNOM!

    Next, please post shirtless pics of Daniel Sepulvedanomnom tackling Tylernomnom. Maybe they were playing shirts vs skins, and maybe, even though they were both skins, they tackled each other by accident. It could happen. Make it happen. Or maybe they volunteered at some shirtless charity event together. That would be hot, too.

  32. amanda
    December 29, 2009 4:20 pm

    I just want one little touch! Lol

  33. butcher's dog
    December 29, 2009 4:33 pm

    Man, the estrogen is so thick today it’ll take a chain saw to cut it. A knife just isn’t gonna work.

    And I’m with bucdaddy and elmer fudd…let’s get some equal time here. Jane Orie is to us like Casey Hampton is to you. And don’t be bringin’ no Sarah Palin in a bikini holding a bb gun disguised as a rifle, either. We want some real Pittsburgh cheesecake. I personally will settle for smokin’ hot Virginia until she recovers from the mental orgasm long enough to search, but we’d better see some good stuff long before the snow melts.

    And not to be a downer, folks, but by 8:20 on Sunday night, after r Stillers subdue the Dullphins and the hoodie crowd takes care of Houston, don’t be too surprised when shortly after Faith Hill extolls the virtues of Sunday night your tv screen shows you the Bengals versions of Tyler Grisham (skill and experience divisions) playing all 22 positions on the field. ‘Cause by then Cincy’s position will be decided. Just sayin’.

  34. bluzdude
    December 29, 2009 4:52 pm

    Maybe y’all should wait until he does something monumental, like… uh… catch a 2nd pass before naming him a Smoking Hot Burgher…

  35. Summer
    December 29, 2009 10:13 pm

    Sorry, bluzdude, but those pecs ARE monumental.

  36. Kathy
    December 29, 2009 11:51 pm

    holy hell is right!!! Yowza!

  37. Beth
    December 30, 2009 10:03 am


  38. SC 'Burgher
    December 30, 2009 11:14 am

    Watched him play when he was at Clemson against my alma mater, Univ. of SC. He always seems to be behind other great WR, but keeps on fighting. At least you ladies will have something to look at in addition to Sepulveda.

  39. Emilie
    December 30, 2009 12:22 pm

    Wait – no one has self-united with him yet?

    I’ll take him! I have officially self-united with Tyler Grisham since Sepulveda and David Conrad are already taken! : )

  40. Carol
    December 30, 2009 7:41 pm

    simply gorgeous.

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  42. Jamie461
    June 15, 2010 4:51 pm

    I just found this post, so I’m a little late. Tyler is a nice kid. I can’t drool over him because he actually is a high school friend of my daughter’s, so I’m old enough to literally be his mother! We live in Birmingham, AL these days, so that’s how she knows him. Oh, and he’s married, ladies. Married his college sweetheart last summer. Sorry girls!