For the boys.

Looky what I found.

Alison Morris looking ridiculously becoming at a Cystic Fibrosis fundraiser in 2008:

This is in advance of my forthcoming final What They’re Really Thinking of the season, which will include another shirtless picture of Tyler Grisham, so drink her in boys before I bust out Tyler’s six-pack again and we ladies start drinking from IT.


  1. KGC
    January 4, 2010 9:29 pm

    I’d hit it. Twice on Sunday.

  2. Bojack
    January 4, 2010 9:36 pm

    Now that’s what I’M talkin’ about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ALL IN!!

    OK, back to my “renaissance man of the new millennium”

    cultural self-enrichment regimen -> Jersey Shore!! :-)

  3. STD
    January 4, 2010 9:41 pm

    Not w/ a 10 foot pole…too many names on the hit list already

  4. Politicalpartypooper
    January 4, 2010 9:43 pm

    She’s cute enough, but I don’t know. She also looks like she could be cast iron.

  5. Bojack
    January 4, 2010 9:47 pm

    PS- Down the Field old Eli!!!!

    I’ll see your heels, and raise you a Victoria’s Secret teddy!


  6. Elmer Fudd
    January 4, 2010 10:02 pm

    Al Mo looks hot! So…what did Julie say?

  7. mfj
    January 4, 2010 10:49 pm

    I was in the B roll in a story of hers on a disaster drill a couple of years ago. I’m still tingly from it.

  8. Bram R
    January 4, 2010 10:50 pm

    Enhance. Rotate.

  9. TBD
    January 4, 2010 11:15 pm

    Ali Mo ready to HIT IT (the cards)!

  10. Mayor Luke Doggy Dogg
    January 4, 2010 11:47 pm

    I’d smash that ass so good she’d be yellin’ “Bow wow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay!”

  11. chrys
    January 5, 2010 12:23 am

    My hubby loves her too.. LOL! I just get a serious “bitch vibe” from her when I see her on TV. Sorry.. jmo. :)

  12. HorseshoeBend
    January 5, 2010 6:19 am

    Cutie – Yeah I’d hit it or at least give her an exclusive.

    1. Why do we only get the waist up?
    2. What the hell is the dude behind her doing? Counting cards or pocket pool?
    3. Why do we only get waist up?

    Crank the AC and ask her if she’s hot…

  13. butcher's dog
    January 5, 2010 8:32 am

    OK, it’s a start. We’ll give Ginny that much. Put this and the Ginny-with-kitty college pic together and we have something. Not that those are going to be at the top of the page very long, but the scroll still works.

    As for the “bitch-vibe”, most of the time she’s outside freezing her ass off. What kind of vibe do you think she’s going to put out (double entendre intended) in those conditions?

    Let’s go Pens! (estrogen not included)

  14. red pen mama
    January 5, 2010 8:59 am

    That’s a cute necklace.

    Now that the boys have had their say: Bring back Tyler!

  15. unsatisfied
    January 5, 2010 9:03 am

    THANK yooooou!

    but, why do the ladies get ab shots on here and we get bare shoulders?

    and, are you working the julie b shots????

    eh, I guess we should take what we can get…..

  16. bucdaddy
    January 5, 2010 9:12 am

    Nice rack … of chips.

    Also appreciate the Mona Lisa smile over the horse teeth. But she’s a little dangerously close to Kate Gosselin hair there, isn’t she?

  17. spoon
    January 5, 2010 9:44 am

    I just ovulated

  18. plexxer
    January 5, 2010 9:56 am

    I’m still clinging to the pictures of Sonni Abatta playing baseball… *sigh*

  19. AndyTheo
    January 5, 2010 10:20 am

    Sorry, not impressed.

  20. EricMichaelZ
    January 5, 2010 11:50 am

    All you people talking bad about Al Mo are either gay or have serious metal retardation problems.

    Thanks V for proving that your the best again.

  21. Dan (Not Onarato)
    January 5, 2010 11:58 am

    Im sensing a little sassi-ness from the ladies talking bad on Ali Mo.

  22. Matt
    January 5, 2010 12:04 pm

    On behalf of your more mature male readers, thank you for tending to our prurient interests, without having to personally expose anything more than your ironic sensibility. Hit me, please.

  23. CrashJK
    January 5, 2010 12:17 pm

    Yeah, nice…but yawn…

    How about something on Alyonka Larionov, she’s the hottie on Pens TV (you know, the Penguins, that other Pgh sports team who still can make their playoffs ?!…yinz Stiller bandwagoneer are welcome to join us).

  24. chrys
    January 5, 2010 12:26 pm

    @ EricMichaelZ:

    I’m not sure what “serious METAL retardation problems” are.. do you know what the symptoms are?


  25. spoon
    January 5, 2010 12:43 pm

    chrys, i think that’s when there isn’t enough metal for one hand.

  26. CrashJK
    January 5, 2010 12:45 pm

    @ chrys…

    perhaps that METAL retardation symptom is “lead” like ?….easy to bend, not hard, sinks, never able to rise tall & rigid like aluminum or platinum for the occassion ? Similar to the Stillers secondary… hth

  27. butcher's dog
    January 5, 2010 1:17 pm

    My, don’t we get testy when both sexes are given nearly equal time! EricMichaelZ has it right, of course. Also, bucdaddy needs to get over the whole teeth thing. Most of the time I don’t even notice that she has teeth, let alone how big they are.

    and,in my earlier post, I didn’t mean to cause anyone permanent damage by putting the AliMo reference and “putting out” in the same sentence. Hopefully you were all able to negotiate snow-covered roads to work after reading that, guys.

    OK, Ginny…bring on the abs and the estrogen attacks again. Don’t forget…we need the college/kitty picture repeated at regular intervals to compensate.

  28. Johnaz6312
    January 7, 2010 10:34 am

    I’m out of touch living here in AZ. Who is this chick & what purpose does she serve in the life of Pittsburgh other then being Cute?

    By the way, we got sunshine out here and 72 degrees!!!