I refuse, do you hear me, Earthlings? I refuse to believe that People of Walmart is real. I have too much faith in humanity to believe there exist a people that don’t know that you don’t go out in public with your back boobs hanging out of spandex. That you don’t go out in public with a bared muffin top that would revolt Fat Bastard.
I refuse to believe this is even remotely a representation of our city or our fans:
Gah! I prefer Ike Taylor’s vagina-head to mullets and don’t even get me started on Kordell Stewart because I will totes break out the zit juice jokes.
Now, continuing our Pointless Season wrap-up, it must be noted that despite ESPN radio saying it was so, Bruce Arians was not fired.
He’s got sticktoitiveness and by that I mean, we are stuck with him and the run, run, pass, punt playbook.
We are not, however, stuck with Larry UNDO UNDO UNDO! Zierlein, the offensive line coach.
This is perfectly reasonable considering Benny was sacked 900 times this season. So many times, in fact, that my father is of the belief that the entire O-Line hates Benny and purposely let him get sacked as many times as he did.
In addition, the special teams coach Bob Ligashesky was fired today, and again, rightly so because I’m pretty sure that somewhere in his contract it states, “We reserve the right to void this contract should the Steelers Special Teams become the laughing stock of the NFL, or punchlines to jokes about screwing in light bulbs, or riding the short bus.”
I haven’t heard the light bulb joke, but I bet it’s funny. ‘Cause it’s true.