Imagine you’re a prairie woman in a town in the wild west, and since I suck at history and estimating centuries, let’s just say the time of Jesse James, so 1700s? 1800s? Whatever. Anyway, imagine you head to town for some … flour? A rake? Twenty pounds of brown sugar? A dress with puffed sleeves? [...]
Earning the “sus”
(source) Not to get all preachy on your asses, but have you ever noticed how shitty people can be? Like, there are people in this world who when faced with two choices of 1. be a negative asshole and 2. DON’T be a negative asshole, they will always choose number 1. It doesn’t matter if [...]
Random n’at
1. I’m posting this Random n’at sooner than I had planned because apparently the naked belly of a fat man is enough to get me lots of angry, “YOU ARE SO MEAN!” tweets and more than a few, “I just threw up in my mouth, you big jerkface!” comments. Poor Casey. No one wants to [...]
Fantamatasticitude
Good news, Steeler fans! This fluffernutter-loving, jiggling, wiggling ball of nose-tackling blubber is ours for the next three years thanks to a deal he’ll sign with the Steelers. Apparently by coming to terms with Casey Cabbage Patch Baby Cici Donna Hampton, the Steelers do not need to place the franchise tag on him, which we [...]
The first pep talk of the year!
Know what we don’t talk about enough around here? Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Boy are those delicious. But besides that, we don’t talk enough about the Buccos of Suckitude and they’re down there in sunny Florida talking like THIS IS THE YEAR. They believe! Look at them up there, just doin’ the twist like they’re [...]
