Punxsutawney Troysus


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If you’ve never seen the turtle that ate the pigeon, then prepare yourself for an orgasm:

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Need a cigarette?

(h/t Big Bob over at 96.1)


  1. MessyDee
    February 1, 2010 3:05 pm

    Oh…dear…god… The music for turtle vs pigeon is downright creepy! I had to look over my shoulder to see if a clown was approaching!!

  2. zpawoman
    February 1, 2010 3:12 pm

    You love the turtle you will love this pelican.

  3. DG
    February 1, 2010 3:20 pm

    The funniest part about the turtle video was the happy music.

  4. Pa-pop
    February 1, 2010 4:32 pm

    I dunno. I’m still not convinced the pigeon is dead, and I didn’t see the turtle come back up to the surface. Everyone thought Matt Damon was dead at the end of The Bourne Ultimatum, too, ya know.

  5. Still A Fan
    February 1, 2010 4:38 pm

    Wait just a cotton pickin moment….

    I thought turtles were, oh what’s the word I’m looking for…..SLOW?

  6. bluzdude
    February 1, 2010 4:40 pm

    I hope they have “No Skinny-Dipping” signs posted.

  7. PA Girl in VA
    February 1, 2010 5:04 pm

    @Still A Fan: Apparently you’ve never gotten your fingers just a little too close to a snapping turtle’s mouth.

    Turtles 1/Pigeons 0

  8. KGC
    February 1, 2010 5:14 pm

    Mmmmmmm.. tastes like chicken.

  9. Chris
    February 1, 2010 5:17 pm

    OMG I just roared with laughter and scared the heck out of the cat.

  10. ErinPatricia
    February 1, 2010 6:10 pm

    the Poltergiest music makes that Turtle Pigeon video uber creepy

  11. bucdaddy
    February 1, 2010 6:44 pm

    Now we know where the guy who wears the $3,000 pigeon wings on a sweatband around his head gets them. He’s paying the turtles.

  12. Clementine
    February 1, 2010 7:13 pm

    TruTV wins the Super Bowl ad wars. Like, before they even began. Somebody get them a CLIO right now.

  13. Beth P
    February 1, 2010 7:44 pm

    Troy video–great. I expected nothing less. The turtle eating the pigeon–brilliant. The children’s choir singing made it perfect. Uploaded and enjoyed. Thanks!

  14. Nick
    February 1, 2010 7:59 pm

    Ha, I had no idea turtles ate pigeons!

  15. Bojack
    February 1, 2010 11:07 pm

    I think PETA should get involved!!!

    BTW, Bojack taking all action that Punx Phil says:

    F you Al Gore!!!!!!!!!! :-)

  16. John
    February 2, 2010 8:35 am

    This is off topic, I dont know where else to put it..but..why are the McMurtrie “girls” under such close scrutiny about finances??? There are Much Much larger organizations that could explain some of their expenditures. Why is it that the story seems to revolve around their money raised?

  17. Michael
    February 2, 2010 10:07 am

    Oh sure, it’s OK for the TURTLE to snap a pigeon’s neck and drag him under water, but if YOU tried it, you’d probably wind up in the slammer.

    Life is so unfair ….

  18. chrys
    February 2, 2010 12:38 pm

    Thumbs up on both videos.. Troy is a God, and that turtle is my hero! ;)

  19. Norf Side Betty
    February 2, 2010 8:29 pm

    I love Troy as much as any other Burgher, I sleep in my 43 jersey nightly, but I found the commercial creepy and weird.

  20. peach
    February 3, 2010 11:00 am

    Once again you are one sick fuck to find enjoyment in that. What the fuck do you teach your kids?

  21. Carol
    February 3, 2010 6:07 pm


    Probably not to use foul language. ^^