THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN SINCE THE TURTLE ATE THE PIGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

If you’ve never seen the turtle that ate the pigeon, then prepare yourself for an orgasm:

Need a cigarette?

(h/t Big Bob over at 96.1)

Category: Steelers, The Damn Pigeons, Troy Polamalu | tags: Pittsburgh Steelers, Troy Polamalu | February 1, 2010 | |

21 Responses

1. MessyDee Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 3:05 pm

   Oh…dear…god… The music for turtle vs pigeon is downright creepy! I had to look over my shoulder to see if a clown was approaching!!

2. zpawoman Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 3:12 pm

   You love the turtle you will love this pelican.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNl_uWmQXE

3. DG Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 3:20 pm

   The funniest part about the turtle video was the happy music.

4. Pa-pop Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 4:32 pm

   I dunno. I’m still not convinced the pigeon is dead, and I didn’t see the turtle come back up to the surface. Everyone thought Matt Damon was dead at the end of The Bourne Ultimatum, too, ya know.

5. Still A Fan Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 4:38 pm

   Wait just a cotton pickin moment….

   I thought turtles were, oh what’s the word I’m looking for…..SLOW?

6. bluzdude Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 4:40 pm

   I hope they have “No Skinny-Dipping” signs posted.

7. PA Girl in VA Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 5:04 pm

   @Still A Fan: Apparently you’ve never gotten your fingers just a little too close to a snapping turtle’s mouth.

   Turtles 1/Pigeons 0

8. KGC Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 5:14 pm

   Mmmmmmm.. tastes like chicken.

9. Chris Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 5:17 pm

   OMG I just roared with laughter and scared the heck out of the cat.

10. ErinPatricia Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    the Poltergiest music makes that Turtle Pigeon video uber creepy

11. bucdaddy Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    Now we know where the guy who wears the $3,000 pigeon wings on a sweatband around his head gets them. He’s paying the turtles.

12. Clementine Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    TruTV wins the Super Bowl ad wars. Like, before they even began. Somebody get them a CLIO right now.

13. Beth P Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Troy video–great. I expected nothing less. The turtle eating the pigeon–brilliant. The children’s choir singing made it perfect. Uploaded and enjoyed. Thanks!

14. Nick Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    Ha, I had no idea turtles ate pigeons!

15. Bojack Says:
    February 1st, 2010 at 11:07 pm

    I think PETA should get involved!!!

    BTW, Bojack taking all action that Punx Phil says:

    F you Al Gore!!!!!!!!!!

16. John Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 8:35 am

    This is off topic, I dont know where else to put it..but..why are the McMurtrie “girls” under such close scrutiny about finances??? There are Much Much larger organizations that could explain some of their expenditures. Why is it that the story seems to revolve around their money raised?

17. Michael Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Oh sure, it’s OK for the TURTLE to snap a pigeon’s neck and drag him under water, but if YOU tried it, you’d probably wind up in the slammer.

    Life is so unfair ….

18. chrys Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    Thumbs up on both videos.. Troy is a God, and that turtle is my hero!

19. Norf Side Betty Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    I love Troy as much as any other Burgher, I sleep in my 43 jersey nightly, but I found the commercial creepy and weird.

20. peach Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Once again you are one sick fuck to find enjoyment in that. What the fuck do you teach your kids?

21. Carol Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    @peach

    Probably not to use foul language. ^^