Testing the volume-holding capacity of Depends

Holy crap, ABE!  You’re supposed to be a thoughtful, soft-spoken man.

You’re not supposed to look like you’re about to take a vicious bite out of some delicious brains.


  1. Susan Helene Gottfried
    February 15, 2010 11:47 am

    I have known Rick for many years. He’s quite the character.

  2. Elmer Fudd
    February 15, 2010 11:57 am

    Oh well, At least it keeps him from setting around McDonalds drinking coffee..

  3. Dan (Not Onarato)
    February 15, 2010 12:29 pm

    Abe is sayin…”If I see another snowflake”…then he looks to his left and right

  4. Johnny Duke
    February 15, 2010 1:08 pm

    Is that Mary Todd in pink?

  5. bluzdude
    February 15, 2010 1:42 pm

    “A penny! Why did it have to be a useless stinking penny? Grant got the $50 and all he did was get out of James West’s way!”

  6. Elmer Fudd
    February 15, 2010 1:48 pm

    By the look of that picture I think he is just reading the notes on the palm of his hand..

  7. butcher's dog
    February 15, 2010 3:32 pm

    Hey, he gets the five, too. Anyone else get two pieces of currency?

    Soooo….you wanna be in show biz, eh kid? Ya gotta do the makeup yourself, ya know.

  8. DrOlaf
    February 15, 2010 3:59 pm

    @butcher’s dog

    George Washington is on the quarter and the dollar bill.

  9. one-eyed dick
    February 15, 2010 4:05 pm

    Abe’s mad because every President’s Day he comes to this nursing home and every year all the residents do are quote lines from “Our American Cousin” and hold their gnarled old arthritic hands like pistols and say “Pow!”

  10. bluzdude
    February 15, 2010 4:44 pm

    Wait a minute… what he’s really saying is, “Party on, dudes!”

  11. HorseshoeBend
    February 15, 2010 4:55 pm

    It appears Old Abe is telling the dude to back off whilst he hits on the babe in pink. I’m pretty sure he intends to twist the dudes nutsack with his 4 finger claw if he interrupts again. She’s like interested in dude across the room not Abe. Cue love shack music.