Even the Buccos of Suckitude’s NAPKIN HOLDERS are optimistic!
This is a napkin holder in the lunch room down there at Bradenton where the Pirates are jibbooming and starboarding and avasting with all their might to turn the ship around.
If they have another losing season, I’d like to respectfully suggest that in the Spring of 2011, the napkin holders bear a plate that reads:
After the 18th consecutive losing season –
“Due to the rioting and the countless bags of flaming poo left at PNC Park,
I’m here to announce the sale of the team to Mario Lemieux. Eff all y’all.”
But that’s not going to be necessary, you know why? BECAUSE THIS IS THE YEAR!