For instance, thanks to my subscription to ESPN Magazine, I learned that Tyler Kennedy once licked his hockey stick and became a YouTube sensation because of it.
While hunting the video down, I expected to see Tyler perhaps surreptitiously giving his stick a small flick of the tongue (yes, I’m aware of how dirty this is all sounding. Duty.), what I was not expecting was to see Tyler Kennedy licking his stick like he’s a stripper bathing down her pole in the hopes of securing some bonus singles.
I bet this is one of the posts my mother and father were referring to when they were all, “Well, we just shake our heads and say, ‘That’s our Ginny.'”