Who sent an email to Pittsburgh City Controller Michael Lamb saying:
“Are you fiiiiiing kidding me! Put him squarely on the list.”
A. The Dread Lord Yarone Zober, clearly out to destroy someone, and therefore, had someone put on “the list” for destruction.
B. Luke Ravenstahl, with an internal squee, that Ben Roethlisberger wants an invite to Lukey’s next off the hook frat-boy party.
C. Joanna Doven, because it totally sounds like something she would say.
D. The Devil, because it totally sounds like something he would say.
E. None of the above.
If you guessed E, you are a winner.
Holy crap. What is “The List”? Am I on it? What happens to people on the list? Do they get extra attention from the pigeons or something because that would explain a lot of things about why I’m always the one that gets pooped on, if I am in fact on The List. Is it a Hit List? A Shit List?
Mr. Zappalla claims: “There’s no list. It’s a metaphor for the notion” of negativity.
Yeah, right. If you believe that Mr. Zappalla was essentially saying, “Put that guy on the list of people who I think are negative,” then I’ve got an autographed copy of Jeff Reed’s Doctorate in Theology certificate to sell you.
(h/t Bram on twitter)