Beat Poetry, Tone Style

It’s time once again for some beat poetry written using the recent tweets of Pittsburgh’s own Santonio Asshat Holmes.

Dim the lights.

Smoke ’em if you got ’em. (Not THOSE, Santonio.)

Where’s my mic?

Here we go.

[snap] [snap] [snap] This movie Mirrors is OTC [bongo beat] [finger parentheses] Off the chain. Wut? Wut? Wut it do? [snap] No! [bongo beat] No! I can watch any movie I please! [snap] And no one, I say not a one! Will stop me! [bongo beats] Not even my mom. [cigarette drag] So if u, yeah u! You there! [snap] If you have a problem wit me watching this movie [snap] u r sick! [ANGRY BONGO BEATS] I wonder, I do. What is pot smoke? Who can know? [snap]  [snap] Like I wud tell my chick.  I would tell her! Stop! [bongo beats] I would tell her, God gave ME a gift to SEE [snap] and I’m gone look. Aint nuthn wrong wit looking! [bongo beats] Ben! Ben! Ben! Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! [snap] Don’t write anything else on my Twitter page referring to big Ben. [cigarette drag] Freakin’ stupid people. [angry bongo beats] Lookin! Lookin’ I am! Not for Superman. [snap] LOOKING FOR SEXY LADIES TO BE EXTRAS FOR A MUSIC VIDEO. [snap] Hit me up.  [bongo beat] I’m starting to get addicted to Starbucks Caramel Frappuccinos. [snap] [cigarette drag]

[applause]





12 Comments

  1. Sooska
    March 18, 2010 8:54 am

    Cool, man. Cool. Dig it, Daddy-O. Daddy-Tone. too in to be out.



  2. Pensgirl
    March 18, 2010 9:09 am

    *applause-snaps*

    You need to do this in person. You could raise gobs of cash for Make Room for Kids/Crazy. I bet Sokolowski would let you perform at the Warhol.



  3. Carpetbagger
    March 18, 2010 9:15 am

    Any chance of Skippy Skeeve doing a little Kabuki Theater?



  4. bucdaddy
    March 18, 2010 9:23 am

    That … that right there, that’s GOLD! Beautiful *wipes tear* Clearly, the man is in the wrong line of work.

    Man, I wish I was a sexy lady … or a caramel frappuchino. I’d be all over him like defensive ends on Big Ben.



  5. SpudMom
    March 18, 2010 9:51 am

    And that’s the end of another edition of Ginny’s Poetry Corner.

    *snaps*



  6. Chris
    March 18, 2010 11:02 am

    Reading his Twitter page makes me feel dirty.



  7. bluzdude
    March 18, 2010 12:27 pm

    Should someone contact the National Endowment for the Arts? He’d certainly qualify for the “Endowment” portion…



  8. Summer
    March 18, 2010 12:58 pm

    Fabulous! The angry bongo … I loved it.



  9. Kathy
    March 18, 2010 1:11 pm

    @bucdaddy – lmao. you’re good Ginny.



  10. Dana
    March 18, 2010 8:38 pm

    Are you sure that’s a legit account? It doesn’t have the little badge on it. Regardless, Ginnny, you’ve found your calling. Beat poetry night at Las Velas?



  11. Virginia
    March 18, 2010 8:43 pm

    It’s legit. He hasn’t gone through the verification process yet, but it is linked from his official site, as you will see here:

    http://www.santonioholmes10.com/

    As for beat poetry night at Las Velas … if only I was braver. ;)



  12. Dana
    March 18, 2010 8:44 pm

    Margarita night followed by beat poetry. That should make you brave enough!