It’s time once again for some beat poetry written using the recent tweets of Pittsburgh’s own Santonio Asshat Holmes.
Dim the lights.
Smoke ’em if you got ’em. (Not THOSE, Santonio.)
Where’s my mic?
Here we go.
[snap] [snap] [snap] This movie Mirrors is OTC [bongo beat] [finger parentheses] Off the chain. Wut? Wut? Wut it do? [snap] No! [bongo beat] No! I can watch any movie I please! [snap] And no one, I say not a one! Will stop me! [bongo beats] Not even my mom. [cigarette drag] So if u, yeah u! You there! [snap] If you have a problem wit me watching this movie [snap] u r sick! [ANGRY BONGO BEATS] I wonder, I do. What is pot smoke? Who can know? [snap] [snap] Like I wud tell my chick. I would tell her! Stop! [bongo beats] I would tell her, God gave ME a gift to SEE [snap] and I’m gone look. Aint nuthn wrong wit looking! [bongo beats] Ben! Ben! Ben! Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! [snap] Don’t write anything else on my Twitter page referring to big Ben. [cigarette drag] Freakin’ stupid people. [angry bongo beats] Lookin! Lookin’ I am! Not for Superman. [snap] LOOKING FOR SEXY LADIES TO BE EXTRAS FOR A MUSIC VIDEO. [snap] Hit me up. [bongo beat] I’m starting to get addicted to Starbucks Caramel Frappuccinos. [snap] [cigarette drag]