All “sex addicts” who appeared in cartoon form on the most recent South Park episode.
1. If all of those men were ever actually in the same room at the same time, I bet you could catch an STD just by breathing the same putrid air as them.
2. Whoever thought I’d be mentioning a Steeler in a list of sex addicts featured on South Park and it WOULDN’T be Jeff Reed?
3. In one part, the sex-addiction counselor asks the class, “In order to make sure we are not destroying our lives with any of these behaviors [circles a list of words that includes ‘internet porn’ and ‘sex with hookers’ and one including the word ‘cigar’ that I won’t reprint here because my father READS MY BLOG], what must we do?”
The answer of course is, “Don’t get caught.”
Then the instructor asks, “How do we avoid getting caught? Ben Roethlisberger.” and Benny answers, “Don’t do girls in the public bathroom.”
Truer words have never been spoken. That’s a motivational poster quote if I’ve ever heard one.
Someone go and tape that to Benny’s locker for me, would ya?
You can watch the whole episode here.
(h/t Tracy, Gary, Dawn and Tony)