This sounds bad.
But when you spin it like this, it sounds … not so bad.
You see? Two bad pitches resulted in three home runs.
I like that math.
Because this is the year and we are drinking heavily on this here rocking bandwagon.
Oh, this little fire I have burning right here? That’s just me burning all the newspapers reporting the Pirates have lost 9 of their last 11 preseason games.
I like to look at things positively. It wasn’t nine losses, it was “just a couple poor outings,” or, it wasn’t three home runs, it was three game-ball gifts to three lucky fans. Also, this might be the alcohol talking, but I would like to remind you that if baseball was scored like golf, we’d be in first place.