Here’s a photo taken by my sister Pens Fan at a recent Pens game she took her just-turned-eight-years-old son to:
1. Steelers jersey at a Pens game tends to piss die-hard Pens fans off. Just saying.
2. I can’t decide if this guy is complimenting Benny all, “Dude. Did you see Benny shake that defensive lineman off and nail Tyler Grisham in the numbers? What a ruthless bastard,” or if he is criticizing Benny all, “Dude. Sex in the bathroom, she bangs her head on the sink and he doesn’t even bother to give her a ride home?! RUTHLESS BASTARD!”
3. I’m glad I wasn’t sitting behind this guy because the last thing I need to hear is my kid going, “Root — Rooth — Roothlu — Roothliss bay — Roothlissbahs — Mom, what’s a ruthless bastard?”
To which of course I’ll have to say, “A pigeon.”