BEeeeeeeoooooop.

We interrupt this brief hiatus for a public emergency broadcast message.

There has been a recent, local sighting of the mythical Chupacabra.

Be on your guard.

(h/t to the Post-Gazette for choosing that particular image to front the story of Jane Orie being indicted for political tsks)





43 Comments

  1. Elmer Fudd
    April 8, 2010 9:58 am

    So they finally captured the Bride of Chuckie..It is about time!



  2. unsatisfied
    April 8, 2010 10:07 am

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  3. Scott
    April 8, 2010 10:07 am

    Did you see the video of this on the evening news yesterday? I mean, wow….Jane Orie, and frankly all of the Orie women, look like raging psychopath nutjobs.

    I’m gonna go with my gut on this one. Guilty.



  4. Cnik
    April 8, 2010 10:39 am

    The Crypt keeper has finally reemerged after all these years!



  5. BlueNumber2
    April 8, 2010 10:49 am

    I read thru the entire 66 page indictment. It seems pretty damning. Her own staff kept documents and email messages from years earlier because they were afraid this would happen some day and they wanted to protect themselves.



  6. kl
    April 8, 2010 10:53 am

    All I know is that I would not want to cross any of the Ories without serious backup.



  7. bluzdude
    April 8, 2010 10:58 am

    I don’t know anything about these people or their story, but that chick is scary. I would hate to be the kid that left spots on the mirror in her house.

    Looks like she has a Dalmation coat in her closet.



  8. Scott
    April 8, 2010 11:12 am

    As Austin Powers once said, “It’s a bit nutty…”



  9. Jake
    April 8, 2010 11:30 am

    I don’t really see “goat sucker” there… I get cornered, potentially rabid badger from that expression.



  10. USCMike
    April 8, 2010 11:41 am

    One thing’s for sure after seeing the news video, these reality show producers should consider a show centered around the Orie clan because I bet there’s major DRAMA every day!

    Come to think of it, since MTV is killing “The Hills”, they could replace it with “The North Hills”…



  11. mfj
    April 8, 2010 11:44 am

    So here’s me, just about to check into the site to thank you for leaving us a fine image of hotness to help us get through your hiatus and bam! Well, my thanks is now RESCINDED! Hope you’re happy.



  12. HokieRider
    April 8, 2010 11:49 am

    I totally thought of you when I saw this picture. It hurts my eyes.



  13. Suburban Nor'Side Girl
    April 8, 2010 11:54 am

    “. . . and your little dog, too!”



  14. Joe K.
    April 8, 2010 12:55 pm

    Somehow I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist that picture!

    So now we get more lawsuits and counter-suits while the business of the people goes unattended in Harrisburg. Sigh.



  15. Donncha
    April 8, 2010 12:56 pm

    Fair is fair — that photo is from the Trib’s web site. The PG had the four Orie sisters surrounding their brother.



  16. Sono Innamorato
    April 8, 2010 12:59 pm

    Nor’Side Girl – that was the greatest!



  17. Megrcam51
    April 8, 2010 1:30 pm

    Everything about this picture is awesome. From the crazy hair to the crooked white teeth to the chopped bangs to the god-awful makeup. There has to be a mugshot somewhere, right??



  18. Megrcam51
    April 8, 2010 1:30 pm

    Oh, I forgot the fake, orange glow!



  19. Plankton
    April 8, 2010 1:32 pm

    Even their brother has that “bang” hairdo. Must have one heck of a BOGO at their stylist.

    http://post-gazette.com/pg/images/201004/20100407brk_rombach_local_orie_1_500.jpg



  20. emily
    April 8, 2010 1:46 pm

    WOW I was hoping that you would post about this!
    I instantly thought of the burgh blog when I saw the pics in the paper.



  21. Matt
    April 8, 2010 1:47 pm

    Having lived outside of Pennsylvania for many years, Im happy to sit this one out.



  22. butcher's dog
    April 8, 2010 1:54 pm

    Entire family appears, to the untrained eye, to have been thoroughly and (with religious fervor) regularly beaten with an ugly stick. Early and often. That shit don’t wash off in the shower, either.



  23. mike
    April 8, 2010 1:55 pm

    Maybe the bangs are needed to cover the mark of the beast?



  24. Noe
    April 8, 2010 2:18 pm

    WOW, wouldn’t want to go swimming in that gene pool.



  25. Magnus Patris
    April 8, 2010 2:51 pm

    I see a GEICO commercial in her future.



  26. naten53
    April 8, 2010 3:16 pm

    @magnus patris
    maybe we will see the plane with the Che advertisement this year



  27. CriticExtraordinaire
    April 8, 2010 4:43 pm

    Good lord, that woman simply looks NASTY. Beat with a fugly stick then made to eat said stick.

    “What Not to Wear” should convene a Grand Jury on this woman and bring charges of crimes against style.



  28. Sooska
    April 8, 2010 5:06 pm

    @magnus patris- I was actually thinking she looks like an evil reptile leader in V.

    I have always thought she and her sisters’ hair, nails and makeup deserved their own indictment. This here ain’t Texas, girls.



  29. SpudMom
    April 8, 2010 5:51 pm

    I just want to publicly apologize for blindly voting for this crazy chick. Had I any idea what I was doing I would have run far, far, far in the other direction.

    Lesson learned.



  30. redram1
    April 8, 2010 7:25 pm

    @3 Scott Says:
    April 8th, 2010 at 10:07 am
    “Did you see the video of this on the evening news yesterday? I mean, wow….Jane Orie, and frankly all of the Orie women, look like raging psychopath nutjobs.”

    Yeah, but I”ll bet the sex is great!!



  31. Marcy
    April 8, 2010 7:57 pm

    I think she’s going to be on True Blood this season.



  32. Boones Farm
    April 8, 2010 9:15 pm

    I hope this skit takes all year in the courts. That’s entertainment!



  33. ScareHouse Scott
    April 8, 2010 10:21 pm

    Someone needs to fetch an old priest and a young priest as soon as possible.



  34. Luke Steelerstahl
    April 8, 2010 10:50 pm

    That monster is also known as “The Republican Representative From Pittsburgh” – which means that all the republicans in the Pennsylvania Senate look to her for advice about what to do about Pittsburgh. And republicans outnumber democrats.

    See – its not just my fault we’re fucked!



  35. bucdaddy
    April 9, 2010 1:02 am

    while the business of the people goes unattended in Harrisburg.

    You should be so lucky.



  36. CC
    April 9, 2010 8:52 am

    Great picture. And the posts are hilarious. This family needs a serious makeover.

    The Orie family must be voted out and off the public dole. But couldn’t the same be said for the Zapalla family? Both families are parasites who rape the tax payer for their own benefit. Neither has any interest in public service.



  37. Natural Red
    April 9, 2010 10:22 am

    Not living in the Burgh, I don’t know who this person is, but she sure as hell scares the you know what out of me. I would definitely avoid irritating her in any way.



  38. Emilie
    April 9, 2010 11:30 am

    hee hee….saw this yesterday in the paper and cracked up – what a great picture to go along with the story of her indictment. She’s scary.



  39. AaronC
    April 9, 2010 3:36 pm

    She has a serious resemblance to an older Linda Blair, but with the same Pazuzu inside.

    Also: @naten53 I can’t believe someone else remembers the “Che Banner”! :) How great.



  40. maggiemae
    April 9, 2010 5:25 pm

    I thought that the photo of Jane Orie was scary until I looked at the photo of the whole family from the Post-Gazette — YIKES!



  41. Steverino
    April 12, 2010 8:19 am

    When this piece aired on TV, all I saw was a bunch of Orie hair blowing all over the place! I didn’t know there were that many of them, all with the same dyed hair, way too long for their ages, and gobs and gobs of drug store makeup. Can’t someone do a charity makeover for these poor girls?



  42. efw_west
    April 12, 2010 9:53 am

    kudos to the PG for calling out Jane’s brother and the ethnic slur he used when referring to the Zappalla’s. Hope Jane and the rest of the Orie’s crashe & burns on this one.



  43. Kimmer
    July 21, 2010 2:29 pm

    why were they all wearing the same tan trench coat in their latest court appearance? freaky!