I want you to honest to goodness try, okay, close your eyes, go to your happy place (Mine is a beach. There are self-united husbands. And Zima. And a pile of dead pigeons.), take a deep breath and REALLY REALLY TRY to imagine Sidney Crosby, or Geno Malkin, or hell, PICK A PENGUIN, ever doing this to a child.
You can’t, can you?
If anyone ever deserved a shoulder-launched hockey puck to the unprotected junk, it’s Ovechkin.
Let’s go, Pens!