Benny versus Eminem

Thanks to the boys at the KISS Morning Freak Show, I learned that Eminem has a new freestyle rap and in it he raps about our esteemed football-throwing turd, Benjamin Mullethawkenberger Roethlisberger.

He says:

What’s on your head? You ain’t Roethlisberger.
Don’t try to rock the mullethawkenberger.

HAH! Just kidding. He really says:

f-ck that I’d rather turn this club to a bar room brawl
get as rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall

Pretty sure I just heard The Chief yell, “SON OF A BITCH!” from the grave.

Also pretty sure I should never attempt to freestyle rap again.

(Thanks to @johnnybcool for giving me the lyrics!)


  1. Sooska
    April 27, 2010 8:53 pm

    Yours is best, yo.

  2. Still A, Fan
    April 27, 2010 8:57 pm

    i think the throw away lyric after “two trailor park girls go round the outside….”

    was “bens outside, lil bens outside”

  3. NW PA Joe (formerly NW Joe)
    April 27, 2010 9:14 pm

    Going on like this about Ben has made this one tired blog.

    I am not that religious but Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone.

  4. Bojack
    April 27, 2010 9:14 pm

    “…sleaze all night, sleaze all day, it’s allright, it’s OK…”

  5. Cathie
    April 27, 2010 9:36 pm

    To NW PA Joe

    If you don’t like it, don’t read it.

    Roethlisberger is getting a pretty decent skate as it is, regardless. He might not have been arrested for rape, but he’s certainly not the type of leadership the Steelers should be looking at.

    Born and bred Pittsburgher

  6. NW PA Joe (formerly NW Joe)
    April 27, 2010 9:42 pm

    Thanks Cathie. I will take your advice under serious advisement.

  7. NW PA Joe (formerly NW Joe)
    April 27, 2010 9:51 pm

    Get used to Ben being here. He ain’t going anywhere. I sure hope I don’t run into any of you that want to get rid of him at the next Super Bowl parade.

  8. Virginia
    April 27, 2010 11:05 pm

    NW PA Joe,

    I write about Pittsburgh. Benny is the news in Pittsburgh right now. There is no way in hell I can ignore the fact that Eminem just invoked Benny’s name in a freestyle rap.


  9. Magnus Patris
    April 27, 2010 11:09 pm

    NW PA Joe, If you don’t like it, I sure Ginny will refund your money.

  10. Virginia
    April 27, 2010 11:11 pm

    Hey! Speak for yourself, Magnus. I plan to hang on to this zero dollars very tightly.

    My precioussss.

    Also, Bucs win in Milwaukee. What the what!?

  11. L-A
    April 27, 2010 11:16 pm

    Bucs won??? Maybe Em will freestyle about them next. F-ck that i’d rather start a bar room brawl, The buccos didn’t suck and nobody got hit in the head with a ball.

  12. bluzdude
    April 27, 2010 11:20 pm

    The Bucs won in Brew-town? Isn’t that a sign of the apocalypse? (Right after Mullet-wearing douchebag appears in a red shirt.)

    Are all the racing sausages OK?

  13. NW PA Joe (formerly NW Joe)
    April 27, 2010 11:33 pm


    Let me see if I have this straight. You are posting lyrics by a guy who ‘allegedly’ wrote a song about putting a bullet into his ex-wife –

    And Ben is the one you are raggin’ on?

  14. SpudMom
    April 28, 2010 7:33 am

    Joe, don’t you have better things to do than tell Ginny how to run her blog?

  15. Gina
    April 28, 2010 7:50 am

    I wonder how long the people of Philadelphia are going to be on my case for this one. I’m so embarrassed.

  16. unsatisfied
    April 28, 2010 8:19 am

    @spudmom — hey, don’t worry about nw pa joe — heck, he’s evidently not sure of his identity — who does he think he is, prince (formerly known as the artist known as prince)? so, it’s obvious that he already has some issues….

    as for the succos — hey, they held the brewers to under 15 runs AND won a game. do you suppose that jeff reed could spare them some of his sluts?

  17. NW PA Joe (formerly NW Joe)
    April 28, 2010 8:34 am


    I would suggest googling ad hominem attack.

  18. Scott
    April 28, 2010 8:39 am

    Let’s move on.

  19. Monty
    April 28, 2010 9:14 am

    @ NW PA Joe — to be fair, Virginia is not singling out #7. She also did a long post when Eminem wrote “Cleaning Out My Closet” about Najeh Davenpoop.

  20. one-eyed dick
    April 28, 2010 9:19 am

    Pirates win in Milwaukee–Brewers announcer, Bob Uecker, to have heart surgery….


  21. PittGal in WI
    April 28, 2010 9:35 am

    to #20- well we did have frost warnings here in WI last night, so maybe you know where has frozen over.

  22. Bojack
    April 28, 2010 9:39 am

    I cringe at the thought of Boy Scouts, squeaky clean, no scandal

    F’ing BORING!!!!!

    Give me the salacious, juicy, tawdry and disgusting exploits of celebs!!

  23. Bojack
    April 28, 2010 9:44 am

    Tiger Woods scandal [Nov 09 – present] =

    one season of Entourage

  24. Pittsburgh Perambulations
    April 28, 2010 9:54 am


    That is just too amazing. I love it.

  25. bucdaddy
    April 28, 2010 10:00 am

    “Give me the salacious, juicy, tawdry and disgusting exploits of celebs!!”

    Word, Bojack

  26. SpudMom
    April 28, 2010 10:08 am

    @Bojack – the Boy Scouts are FAR from squeaky clean.

  27. Bojack
    April 28, 2010 11:04 am

    @ SpudMom-

    So, let’s see, who can i use for my “scandal-free” example??

    hmmm, Mormon Tabernacle Choir?? Naw, you know those Mormons!

    Vienna Boys Choir?? guess not with Catholic priests involved….

    lemme see…. OK I give up!

    You tell ME who’s scandal-free!

  28. Bojack
    April 28, 2010 11:18 am

    Face it, we are a nation of voyeurs and rubberneckers!

    We LUV to watch a rich celeb F-up and say “See??”

    Toy with the thoughts of ‘would I do that if I had the access?’

    Feel-good shows like Intervention and Hoarders only exist so we can watch others and say “…I’m not that bad…”

  29. Oracle of Delphi
    April 28, 2010 11:23 am

    # NW PA Joe (formerly NW Joe) Says:
    April 27th, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    Get used to Ben being here. He ain’t going anywhere. I sure hope I don’t run into any of you that want to get rid of him at the next Super Bowl parade.

    Um, dude, the super bowl parade will be held in another city this year…..

  30. NW PA Joe (formerly NW Joe)
    April 28, 2010 11:44 am

    Oh Oracle. Silly you. I am sure you understood I was referring to the parade that will occur when Ben leads the Steelers to their next Super Bowl win in the near future.

  31. Kathy
    April 28, 2010 12:11 pm

    Scott Priester’s brother

  32. NW PA Joe (formerly NW Joe)
    April 28, 2010 12:35 pm

    Who is Scott Priester?

  33. Monty
    April 28, 2010 12:44 pm

    Ahhh, the eternal question. The eternal answer —

  34. SpudMom
    April 28, 2010 12:51 pm

    Monty – that was classic!

  35. NW PA Joe (formerly NW Joe)
    April 28, 2010 1:01 pm


  36. Bojack
    April 28, 2010 1:32 pm


  37. L-A
    April 28, 2010 9:48 pm