Thanks to the boys at the KISS Morning Freak Show, I learned that Eminem has a new freestyle rap and in it he raps about our esteemed football-throwing turd, Benjamin Mullethawkenberger Roethlisberger.
What’s on your head? You ain’t Roethlisberger.
Don’t try to rock the mullethawkenberger.
HAH! Just kidding. He really says:
f-ck that I’d rather turn this club to a bar room brawl
get as rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall
Pretty sure I just heard The Chief yell, “SON OF A BITCH!” from the grave.
Also pretty sure I should never attempt to freestyle rap again.
(Thanks to @johnnybcool for giving me the lyrics!)