Problem. I can’t decide if I should:
A: Buy this shirt and wear it proudly because THIS IS THE YEAR and because, hell, it’s only four dollars.
B: Wonder if this is a joke shirt that when Nike made it they were all, “[ROTFLMAO].”
C: Marvel that there’s a comma where there should be a semicolon.
D: Make a joke all, “Can’t beat the Pirates?! CAN’T BEAT THE PIRATES?! Please. The only people that can’t beat the Pirates are dead people and even then, if you deposited a corpse at each base, they’d probably turn a double play to end the game that they would win 15-1.”
I’m going with A.
Let’s go, Bucs!