Steelers voluntary workouts have been taking place since March, and the Steelers have been kind enough to send their photographer into not only the practice facility, but also the Steelers weight room to give us all a glimpse of what the rest of the team has been up to while THE WORLD CRUMBLES DOWN AROUND THEM.
I’m kidding of course.
I have to tell you guys, looking at some 150 or so pictures of Steelers who don’t wear number 7, was refreshing. It gave me a little bit of hope that I’ll be rooting hard for them this season. I don’t know. I guess we’ll have to wait and see.
Here’s a few pictures that I thought you (and by “you,” I mostly mean, “you ladies”) might like if you don’t want to go sift through all of the photos.
I don’t know what Cabbage Patch Baby Cici Donna is doing here, but whatever it is, he looks like he wants to eat it.
Also, I bet that’s his pooping stance and face. You’re welcome.
Do my eyes deceive me or does Skippy look not quite as … diseased as he normally does?
He looks healthy! I’m not repulsed by him! My computer isn’t giving off a stench of skeeve-tainted slut! I don’t know what to do with this information. I need to lie down or something.
Speaking of not being repulsed, heeeeeeeeeere’s Daniel!
Damn it! Where is x-ray vision already? Is this not 2010?!
With Santonio gone (I still can’t believe it), our eyes are on Mike Wallace who, really, is just nice to look at.
He’s got a perfectly symmetrical face and no, I did not use this picture and a ruler to determine that.
And finally … Tyler Grisham:
Seriously, where the hell is that x-ray vision?!