Slow and late posting today because I had a mother’s day Author’s Tea at my son’s school in which the children presented tributes to their moms.
“I love my mom because she makes me lunch and dinner and breakfast and without her I would not eat. I hope she lives forever. I hope she gets ten thousand dollars. If I could buy her anything in the world, I would buy her a bigger TV because she loves to watch the Penguins on it.”
My kid rules, and so does this kid:
“If I could buy my mom anything in the world, I would buy her a statue of Sidney Crosby because she loves Sidney Crosby.”
And speaking of the Penguins, have you ever noticed that Max Talbot is equal parts hot and the giantest dork that ever did dork in all of Dorkdom?
I mean that as a compliment. Check out his print ads for Valley Pool and Spa:
I like how in the first picture he’s all, “Shit. I think I’m pregnant.”