To counter the Bologna-boob

A little something something for the ladies:

As my sister’s friend from Louisiana used to say in her adorable drawl, “I wanna put him on a plate and sop him up with a biscuit.”

I don’t know what that means but I think it means, “NOM NOM NOM NOM.”


  1. L-A
    May 18, 2010 10:19 am


  2. AB
    May 18, 2010 10:55 am

    Not that I’m complaining…but why is he running around in only his spandex shorts when it seems as though his teammates are wearing more typical male workout attire?

  3. unsatisfied
    May 18, 2010 11:12 am


  4. Erin
    May 18, 2010 11:28 am

    ew no thank you. Too effeminate.

  5. Tracy in SC
    May 18, 2010 11:38 am

    I’m all about the legs and I could stare at that first picture all day long… and into the night. And the next day… *sigh*.

  6. Yikes
    May 18, 2010 11:41 am

    To unsatisfied and Erin – you must both be gay.

  7. Beth
    May 18, 2010 11:46 am

    Meh. I want some shirtless Mike Wallace pics!

  8. PittGal in WI
    May 18, 2010 12:01 pm


    Thanks, Ginny, for making my day!

  9. Silica
    May 18, 2010 12:02 pm

    To Erin: Since when has muscular, shirtless man holding a football been effeminate?

    Is it the hair? I like a man with good hair. My fiance has good hair but he insists on chopping it all off (well, having me chop it all off) and it just makes me sad.

  10. Clementine
    May 18, 2010 12:09 pm

    Thank you. Thank you very much.

  11. Leslie in Dayton
    May 18, 2010 12:15 pm

    Just what I needed today. I’m with Erin about the Mike Wallace pics next!

  12. Oh yeah
    May 18, 2010 12:15 pm

    Hey Erin: Why don’t you give Unsatisfied a call – satisfy HER since you don’t appear to like men.

  13. L-A
    May 18, 2010 12:47 pm

    If that’s effeminate, then i am officially a lesbian…a big one.

  14. spoon
    May 18, 2010 12:54 pm

    yinz think unsatisfied is a chick?

    hahaha oh christ unsatisfied I’m never gonna let you live that down.

  15. Katie
    May 18, 2010 1:11 pm

    I am a Clemson graduate and a Tyler Grisham contemporary (he played there while I was in school there), and I would just like to say…. you’re welcome.

  16. Erin
    May 18, 2010 1:13 pm

    Okay okay, “effeminate” was the wrong word. Too pretty. Yes, it’s the hair and the baby face. YMMV!

  17. OldNorthSider
    May 18, 2010 1:14 pm

    Nice! A little eye-candy for lunch. YUM! Looks like he’s holding the football like a quarterback in the pic with in the purple shorts! Maybe we should try him out there since Ben fugginugly-berger is nowhere in sight (or so the PG reports).

    “Roethlisberger not at spring practice”
    Read more:

  18. Margie
    May 18, 2010 1:37 pm

    Great!!! I found someone with ringlets in their hair – thanks Ginny!

  19. Mark
    May 18, 2010 3:17 pm

    um . . . just here to say there are gay guys that like this stuff, too. Just sayin’ . . . oh and thank you.

  20. Tennessee gal
    May 18, 2010 5:05 pm

    He’s from Tennessee and we have a saying here……”he’s so hot, I’d eat him on a cracker”, southern drawl and all……where are those crackers?

  21. You're kidding me, aren't you
    May 18, 2010 5:11 pm

    Damn woman. If that’s disgusting I want to see what you wake up to every morning. Probably a girl. No, most likely your cat.

  22. Virginia
    May 18, 2010 5:13 pm

    People, people, people … “unsatisfied” is a man.

  23. You're kidding me, aren't you
    May 18, 2010 5:28 pm

    and he probably hangs out in bars with ben – keep that crap up and you’ll never be satisfied

  24. bucdaddy
    May 18, 2010 5:56 pm

    Heh, for a second I forgot about yesterday’s post and was wondering, “Who is she calling a balogna-boob?”

  25. Bitter
    May 18, 2010 7:56 pm

    Where’s the like button?

  26. bebe
    May 19, 2010 10:18 am

    thank you thank you thank you.

  27. Aunt Rere
    June 8, 2010 11:45 am

    Okay AB (number 2 above…Tyler’s brother saw your post and for some reason mentioned it in passing the other day – so I asked about the shorts. Brother said (he is also a football player) that those type of pants worn close to the body help in time, if you’re being clocked. Sortof like a swimmer wearing a bodysuit.