Here is Lukey, some adorable lady I don’t know, and The Dread Lord Zober at the Pittsburgh Parks Conservancy’s Spring Hat Luncheon, via the Conservancy’s Flickr stream:
Super Duper Panama Jack-enhance zoom:
He looks so innocent, doesn’t he? So unassuming. So carefree.
Be not ye fooled. Underneath that jovial, merry, que sera sera, sunshine, and jazz hands exterior lies a heart of black ice.
Don’t stare at his picture too long because his mouth will slowly gape open in an unnaturally monstrous way and screeching pigeons will fly out of it and eat your soul.