Best headline ever?
First of all, I can joke about this because the man is okay. Shot in the hip.
Second of all, honestly, HOW pertinent to the story can it possibly be that he was eating when he was shot, and that he was eating CHICKEN NUGGETS when he was shot?
I guess VERY pertinent, because there’s this:
I suddenly had a horrible image in my mind of me suffering a violent attack and the news media having a headline of, “Woman shot while walking and snarfing swiss rolls.”
“Don’t eat swiss rolls while walking in a dangerous neighorhood” is the new “wear clean underwear.”
And finally, I don’t need to tell you, but Remnants of Chicken Nuggets would make a HORRIBLE band name.