It is raining and that is just stupid.
Because last week when I looked at the forecast for this past weekend, it looked fantastic.
Intermittent clouds, is what the forecast said. Intermittent clouds and 84 degrees. I was excited.
By Friday, the weather forecast for the weekend changed to thunderstorms. I was sad.
But Monday was looking great with intermittent clouds and 84. I was excited again!
Today is Monday. It is raining. Where, oh, where have the intermittent clouds gone, Mr. Weather Forecaster?
Did you make them up? Were they never headed this way at all and you just wanted to punk us into thinking we were getting a few days of practically cloudless skies? Did some cumulonimbus clouds come and eat the intermittent clouds like they were delicious fluffy snickerdoodles?
All I know is this, “Mr. Weather Forecaster,” if that is indeed your real name, Thursday and Friday better knock my flip-flops off with so much sun, it scorches my corneas.