A CMU student who also happens to be the girlfriend of writer-kickawesomaire Sean Conboy (did you read his World Cup post? LITERALLY the best thing I have read online in ages.), is in the running to be Miss Universe Puerto Rico 2011.
As they say in Spanish … Que SEX-AY!
Check her out!
Ah-freaking-dorable. What the hell is she doing with Sean Conboy?!
Some info on her!
Maryluz Orbay-Cerrato is an adopted Pittsburgher hailing from San Juan, Puerto Rico. Maryluz came to Pittsburgh four years ago to attend Carnegie Mellon University, happily choosing to brave our cold winters so she could study Creative Writing and Chinese at CMU (she saw snow for only the second time in her life during her freshman year). Maryluz’s favorite things about Pittsburgh? The Pittsburgh Penguins, and all the dogs that come through Schenley Park.
Now, I know this is the internet, and here on the internet people get a real kick out of saying mean or sexually suggestive things about others from behind the safety of their keyboards (hiya, Daniel Sepulveda! Mmmrowr!), but so help me, if you guys say anything mean about Sean’s girlfriend just because you feel like being a jerk, I will shove a vuvuzela so far up your ass, the only sound you’ll ever make from both ends of your body until the day you die will be BZZZZZZZZ.
That said, feel free to go to town on her competition, because some of them? Woof.
Was that mean?
I’m just getting warmed up.
Where’d I put the snausages?