A Burgher for Miss Universe Puerto Rico!

A CMU student who also happens to be the girlfriend of writer-kickawesomaire Sean Conboy (did you read his World Cup post? LITERALLY the best thing I have read online in ages.), is in the running to be Miss Universe Puerto Rico 2011.

As they say in Spanish … Que SEX-AY!

Check her out!

Ah-freaking-dorable.  What the hell is she doing with Sean Conboy?!

I kid.

Some info on her!

Maryluz Orbay-Cerrato is an adopted Pittsburgher hailing from San Juan, Puerto Rico. Maryluz came to Pittsburgh four years ago to attend Carnegie Mellon University, happily choosing to brave our cold winters so she could study Creative Writing and Chinese at CMU (she saw snow for only the second time in her life during her freshman year). Maryluz’s favorite things about Pittsburgh? The Pittsburgh Penguins, and all the dogs that come through Schenley Park.

Go vote. Click on Maryluz Orbay-Cerrato and then “Opinar.

Now, I know this is the internet, and here on the internet people get a real kick out of saying mean or sexually suggestive things about others from behind the safety of their keyboards (hiya, Daniel Sepulveda! Mmmrowr!), but so help me, if you guys say anything mean about Sean’s girlfriend just because you feel like being a jerk, I will shove a vuvuzela so far up your ass, the only sound you’ll ever make from both ends of your body until the day you die will be BZZZZZZZZ.

That said, feel free to go to town on her competition, because some of them? Woof.

Was that mean?

It’s early.

I’m just getting warmed up.

Where’d I put the snausages?


  1. Burgh Beauty Boy
    June 15, 2010 9:14 am

    She kinda looks like Tiffany-Amber Thiessen

  2. empirechick
    June 15, 2010 9:23 am

    Go vote for Maryluz! She currently has 7.1% of the vote, well behind two gals with over 19% each.

    (Did you know that everyone else in the contest likes Doug Shields and hates treehouses?)

  3. Michele
    June 15, 2010 9:53 am

    Voted! Are some of them men??? LOL

  4. gunnlino
    June 15, 2010 10:27 am

    She’s as pretty as a brand new dime ! Voted !

  5. JMWander
    June 15, 2010 10:38 am

    Voting early and voting often. If she’s with my buddy Sean she needs our votes AND our pity. But I’ll make do with lots of votes.

  6. HorseShoeBend
    June 15, 2010 10:51 am

    I had to google vuvuzela – Having done that:

    She is a lovely girl and I wish for her to win. Whoever Sean Conboy is well all I can (will) say is that he is one lucky dude. She has my vote(s).

  7. bucdaddy
    June 15, 2010 11:09 am

    She’s pretty. She doesn’t look bearly plastic enough to be a Miss Universe, tho.

  8. bucdaddy
    June 15, 2010 11:43 am

    bearly? Ahem: nearly.

  9. unsatisfied
    June 15, 2010 1:13 pm

    ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!

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  11. Covert Gypsy
    June 15, 2010 6:58 pm

    Mariluz (they spelled her name wrong on the site) is, no joke, the most amazing person I know.
    She’s never done a pageant before, but on the day of the auditions she had a few glasses of wine, thought it’d be fun, and wound up in the final round.
    She’s a sweetheart, and oh, brilliant!… so VOTE VOTE VOTE all you lovely Pittsburghers!

  12. Null Register
    June 15, 2010 8:37 pm

    In a neat twist of fate, they are using ReCaptcha (a CMU invention) to verify human voters.