Pedro “El Toro Salvador” Alvarez has been called up and will try to negate the suck that is the Buccos of Suckitude, starting tonight.
He is hopefully to the Pirates, what Sidney Crosby was to the Penguins … The Suck Destroyer. And to hear the media and the blogs and me inside my head talk about it, you’d think he truly is coming as the savior of Pittsburgh baseball.
If you know it, sing it with me, Burghers!
“Every eye shall now behold him …”
Don’t know that one?
How about this one?
“Got my hands up, they’re playin’ my song.
Yeah, I’m gonna be okay.
Party in the USA!”