Remember how I showed you that car commercial and then decided that those open sucky things on the hoods of some cars will now be called pigeon-suckers?
THEY REALLY DO SUCK IN PIGEONS!
An email with proof:
So I was driving to work last week on the turnpike, when a dark gray blur hit the front of my car then splattered on the windshield. I wipered (not really a word, but gets the point across) the blood off my windshield and continued on. Here is what I found when I got to work…
Goodbye Mr. Pidgee, pidgee, pidgee. It took 30 minutes to get the decapitated body out of the pigeon-sucker. And yes, it was a pigeon body. I knew you would be pleased.
What a supercalifragilisticexpialidociously awesome thing to know for certain — that pigeon-suckers are also pigeon-decapitators.
If I were Rajma, I wouldn’t clean the pigeon carcass out of the pigeon-sucker. I’d drive around with it proudly, like antlers on a pickup truck hood.
LOOK WHAT I HAVE KILLED! RAWR!