A good way to screw it is to ignore the fact that it’s happening.
A good way to ignore the fact that it’s happening is to not do any work.
A good way to not do any work is to go read my two latest offerings over at Pittsburgh Magazine:
1. My latest blog post, In Which I Talk About Elephants as a Viable Means of Transportation, contains further thoughts on the financial troubles at the Port Authority, now that I’ve had time to read all the comments and emails I’ve received regarding my “This Again” post.
2. My July column is up, Ticket to Ride. This one about how the Kennywood of my youth is not the same as the Kennywood of my adulthood.
I mean seriously. WEAR SOME CLOTHES, KIDS!
Also, special bonus, El DeBarge gets a mention. WOO!
Next month’s topic? Who can and cannot claim to be a Burgher. Hint: Dennis Miller, yes. Sienna Miller, no.
Go read. I suggest an occasional George Costanza huff of exasperation followed by a few random smacks of your keyboard, just so it really looks like you’re working.
Dear previous boss of mine, No, I never did that. Ever. Wink.