I laughed at this:
“The victims reported to the officers that the actor may have been mentally challenged as they observed his unique run to be like that of a penguin,” police wrote in a media statement.
I’m sorry. Don’t comment with hate. I already know it was inappropriate to laugh.
But seriously. THEY WROTE THAT IN A MEDIA STATEMENT. It’s all “Serious. Serious. Sexual act in public. Serious. Crime. Wanted. Serious. Scary. Serious. Serious. Serious. PENGUIN!”
I’m going to go be a good person now.