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For the most part, I don’t like birds. I find them as unpredictable as monkeys and therein lies my unease with them. Like monkeys, a bird could just be sitting there looking at you, all still and quiet and then, without warning … FLUNG POOP.
Wait, that’s monkeys.
… and then, without warning, SCREECHING AND FLAPPING AND PECKING AND CERTAIN DEATH.
I’m really trying to work on this dislike of our feathered friends. I am. I mean, I adore hawks and falcons and pterodactyls and rocs and any other bird that eats pigeons. Gotta love them cannibals. Makes me wonder. Are there monkey-eating monkeys?
My brain is weird tonight.
Moving on …
If you love birds, here’s your chance to eat and drink with them as I have here in my virtual possession four, yes FOUR tickets to the National Aviary’s Night in the Tropics event.
A fun and carefree celebration, Night in the Tropics is one of the best parties of the summer! Enjoy great food and drink provided by some of Pittsburgh’s best restaurants, dancing to the mellow tunes of The Freedom Band, and hanging out with the Aviary’s flock of more than 600 birds. Night in the Tropics benefits the Aviary’s education and wildlife conservation programs. Tickets sell out quickly. Get yours today!
Tickets are priced at $50 each, so this giveaway is worth $200.
The event is July 17 at 7:00 p.m. and you can read a fun review of last year’s event here, complete with a slideshow of well, lots of hot babes. My goodness, this event brings out the cutie pies dressed in strapless fashions. They’re just asking for pooped-on shoulders.
So, to enter to win two tickets, just leave a comment and tell me HOW MUCH YOU HATE BIRDS.
Just kidding. Let’s see. Oh! TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU HATE MONKEYS!
Kidding! For serious, tell me what your favorite bird is, AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY PENGUIN. Too darn many of you love penguins! So, other than the penguin, what’s your favorite bird?
If I had to pick, I’d say hawks, because they eat pigeons and because I’ve forgiven them for that one time two summers ago when one of them tried to steal my baby, which, true story.
Random.org will select two numbers as winning comments. You have until Wednesday, June 30 at 10:00 a.m. to enter. If you don’t win, you can purchase tickets here.