Mad. We’ve all gone mad.

It’s hot these days in Pittsburgh. I love it. 94 degrees today and the A/C in my car is dead. I drive around in 94 heat with my windows down, letting the nice soupy air blow in my face, scalding my lung tissue. Today, I swear, my kneecaps were sweating. I love it. I’m hoping [...]

Not gonna do it. UPDATED.

No way am I clicking on that link. Who wants to read about garbage contracts? BORING. Seriously, I’d sooner click on a link that says “HOT PIGEON PORN” before I’d ever click a news link that says, “Cats started eating man who died in his home.” Update: I couldn’t resist. I finally clicked on the [...]

An epic night.

Last night I met Mario Lemieux. I’m sorry. I think I’m going to cry. Give me a minute. Okay. So, after years and years and years and YEARS of loving the man, and after more recent years of kinda sorta stalking the man and trying to steal his stuff from his foundation offices, with no [...]