No way am I clicking on that link.
Who wants to read about garbage contracts? BORING.
Seriously, I’d sooner click on a link that says “HOT PIGEON PORN” before I’d ever click a news link that says, “Cats started eating man who died in his home.”
Update: I couldn’t resist. I finally clicked on the link. It’s horrifying. Does this mean I’m going to start watching hot pigeon porn?