Not gonna do it. UPDATED.

No way am I clicking on that link.

Who wants to read about garbage contracts? BORING.

Seriously, I’d sooner click on a link that says “HOT PIGEON PORN” before I’d ever click a news link that says, “Cats started eating man who died in his home.”

Update: I couldn’t resist. I finally clicked on the link. It’s horrifying. Does this mean I’m going to start watching hot pigeon porn?


  1. TK
    July 7, 2010 2:16 pm

    At least they weren’t eating his dead 94 year old mother who was also in the house.

  2. k
    July 7, 2010 2:33 pm

    as a journalist, I have to ask…why is this news? Finding a dead body is news, yes, but is the detail about the cats eating his body really news? It’s ridiculous.

  3. Dan (Not Onarato)
    July 7, 2010 2:34 pm

    Saw it. Clicked it.

    Its like a bad car wreck or even a 500lb person in spandex…you dont want to look but youre gonna look.

  4. Baba Wawa
    July 7, 2010 2:36 pm

    i saw that link too and debated several minutes before just walking away…the curiousity is killing me though

  5. TK
    July 7, 2010 3:16 pm

    On a more pleasant note:

    For anyone downtown Friday, three words anyone can enjoy:

    Free Ice Cream

  6. Dan-O
    July 7, 2010 3:21 pm

    Speaking of stories you can’t stand to click on, and can’t stand NOT to click on … check out this lady!

  7. Me
    July 7, 2010 3:32 pm

    Oh so sad.

  8. Drea
    July 7, 2010 8:24 pm

    Just be thankful the woman from the news the other day – who kept the dead bodies of her husband and sister in her house – didn’t have cats! Imagine that headline!

  9. red pen mama
    July 8, 2010 8:51 am

    A friend (a dog owner) has always said, “A dog is your friend to the end. A cat will eat you when your dead.”

    I guess he was right.