Pittsburgh Police are hard at work in Schenley Park, cracking down on illicit sexual trysts between men.
Guess what they named their operation.
Not even close.
Pittsburgh Police have launched Operation Hot Rod in response to people complaining about indiscreet sexual activity in Schenley Park.
Seriously! Operation Hot Rod!
Who gets to name the operations for the cops? Can I have that job, because I would be fantastic.
Crackdown on crack dealers: Operation Crackalackin’ Shacklin’
Crackdown on back taxes: Operation Hide Your Kneecaps
Crackdown on prostitution in the Hill: Operation I Found my Thrill Up on The Hill
Crackdown on indecent exposure in nightclubs: Operation Thongalicious
Crackdown on illegal pets: Operation These Boots Will Be Made From Your Alligator or Operation There’s a Monkey on Your Back Porch
Crackdown on underage drinking: Operation All You Bitches Take My Shots
One of the undercover officers involved in making the arrests told KDKA-TV he saw a grown man standing by his car in the park. The man wasn’t wearing a stitch of clothing other than his shoes and socks.
Wait. Are we absolutely sure he wasn’t just taking the Post-Gazette’s “Less Than Underwear” advice and got confused? Maybe he’s just really hot. Maybe his bra and panties are in his freezer.