Gosh, it drives me nuts that we still don’t have a “Cowher Power” type thing for Mike Tomlin.
Why couldn’t his last name be Selectricity or Fawsome or Thight or Roltage? I’m just sayin’. Tomlin doesn’t rhyme with anything but maybe Ramen, and cheap noodles don’t exactly scream WINNER to me.
Anyway, Mike Tomlin is sticking around until 2014 at least, thanks to a new contract, this according to the P-G.
I took to Twitter to see how Burghers were feeling about this, and resoundingly, they approve.
I do too.
Yeah, last season sucked a rotten egg.
Yeah, if this season sucks donkey omelets, I might give him The Eye and I don’t mean The Come Hither Eye, I mean The Tsk Eye.
Then if the following season sucks, The Tsk Eye will give way to The Your Platitudes Are Starting To Bug Me Eye, which will give way the next losing season to The REALLY?!? Eye which will give way the following losing season to The I Got No More Use For This Guy Eye.
So yeah, 2014 sounds about right.