Remember how I said that once we launched That’s Church that I quit checking my blog hits/stats?
I was dead serious. I hadn’t looked at a hit counter in well over a year and there is a wonderful, wonderful freedom in writing and not having a single clue about how many people are reading. I mean that.
But today, for some reason, I got curious and I hunted down an email Woy sent me after that post all, “You know, you CAN check your stats and this is how …”
And of course, I made a beeline to the search stats because I love to see what people are Googling before they land on my blog.
Some of the best ones:
Luke Ravenstahl Mayor of Pittsburgh Missing. Do we need an Amber Alert? A code Adam? FIND OUR LOST BOY.
Marty Griffin is an idiot. No comment.
Jennifer Antkowiak weight. Geez. First of all, RUDE. Second of all, she’s a mother of five. Give her a break.
That thing is running like a penguin. BUSTED! Hee. They remembered it EXACTLY. Awesome.
PittGirl deaf. What?
Julie Bologna bikini. Hawt.
How much snow did Pittsburgh get. Too effing much.
Anthrocon litter box. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW.
Meet and f–k furries. I REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW.
Animated lions and cheetahs having hardcore orgies. I am never writing about the furries again.
Here’s my nipples. No thank you.
Boil oozing a good thing. I don’t think so. Might want to have a doctor look at that.
Maggot in my toe. Seriously. YOU NEED A DOCTOR.
Oozing puss on cat back. Okay. Now you need a vet or an exorcist.
Do chickens say bawk or bock? I guess you need to ask a chicken that question.
Scott Blasey – How tall is this fine man? Had to be a drunk Google, because a sober Google would have been “Scott Blasey tall.”
Video of watching poop come out of a butt. W.T.F?
Hot Zober sex. MY MIND’S EYE! MY MIND’S EYE! IT BURNS!
So what did we learn today? We learned that chickens can have accents, that it might be a good thing if that boil on your butt starts to leak, that Scott Blasey is fine and tall, that the Furries might be weird, and that above all else, we NEVER want Yarone Zober to make a sex tape.