You say “bawk”; I say “bock”

Remember how I said that once we launched That’s Church that I quit checking my blog hits/stats?

I was dead serious. I hadn’t looked at a hit counter in well over a year and there is a wonderful, wonderful freedom in writing and not having a single clue about how many people are reading. I mean that.

But today, for some reason, I got curious and I hunted down an email Woy sent me after that post all, “You know, you CAN check your stats and this is how …”

And of course, I made a beeline to the search stats because I love to see what people are Googling before they land on my blog.

Some of the best ones:

Luke Ravenstahl Mayor of Pittsburgh Missing. Do we need an Amber Alert? A code Adam? FIND OUR LOST BOY.

Marty Griffin is an idiot. No comment.

Jennifer Antkowiak weight. Geez. First of all, RUDE. Second of all, she’s a mother of five. Give her a break.

That thing is running like a penguin. BUSTED! Hee. They remembered it EXACTLY.  Awesome.

PittGirl deaf. What?

Julie Bologna bikini. Hawt.

How much snow did Pittsburgh get. Too effing much.

Anthrocon litter box. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW.

Meet and f–k furries. I REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW.

Animated lions and cheetahs having hardcore orgies. I am never writing about the furries again.

Here’s my nipples. No thank you.

Boil oozing a good thing. I don’t think so. Might want to have a doctor look at that.

Maggot in my toe. Seriously. YOU NEED A DOCTOR.

Oozing puss on cat back. Okay. Now you need a vet or an exorcist.

Do chickens say bawk or bock? I guess you need to ask a chicken that question.

Scott Blasey – How tall is this fine man? Had to be a drunk Google, because a sober Google would have been “Scott Blasey tall.”

Video of watching poop come out of a butt. W.T.F?

Hot Zober sex. MY MIND’S EYE! MY MIND’S EYE! IT BURNS!

So what did we learn today? We learned that chickens can have accents, that it might be a good thing if that boil on your butt starts to leak, that Scott Blasey is fine and tall, that the Furries might be weird, and that above all else, we NEVER want Yarone Zober to make a sex tape.





10 Comments

  1. Sleemo
    July 20, 2010 2:18 pm

    Combine the last two: Zober Scheisse flick!



  2. Kathy
    July 20, 2010 2:41 pm

    Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! watching people poop?

    and unless you’re a furry, why would you want to watch them have sex? And if you a furry, you already know where to find the videos – the bookshelf in your apartment in your parents’ basement.

    that thing is running like a penguin!! Still makes me snort.

    Can we suggest our own searches?

    Hawt Furry Penguin Sex with Zober

    video of chicken bawking



  3. SpudMom
    July 20, 2010 3:43 pm

    If we’re suggesting searches I’m going with “die pigeons, die, you knowing bastards.”



  4. Pensgirl
    July 20, 2010 3:51 pm

    First of all, ew. Second of all, that’s a a disturbing amount of ew that sends people to this blog! And finally, everybody knows chickens say “COCKA-COCKA-COCKA-CAW!”



  5. spoon
    July 20, 2010 4:05 pm

    you say bock and I think beer. damn tease



  6. Stephen
    July 20, 2010 4:08 pm

    Have any of you actually ever seen a chicken?



  7. Sarah
    July 20, 2010 4:21 pm

    Soooo. How many hits did you have?



  8. Monty
    July 20, 2010 4:49 pm

    I’ll cop to “Here’s my nipples” but I had nothing to do with the other ones. For the record, I meant to type “where’s my nipples” – I lost them during a bender last week and was hoping I could jog my mammary.



  9. bucdaddy
    July 20, 2010 7:56 pm

    spoon,

    Of course you do.

    Of course she is.



  10. Angry Mongo
    July 21, 2010 3:31 pm

    Scott is super tall. Yet, super cool. Got to see him this past weekend in the old homestead. Ava took over the set and got to do a duet of Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite with him.