In this corner …
- July 26, 2010
- filed under Random
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is my esteemed pleasure to present to you the greatest paragraph to appear in the Post-Gazette since the “rough but entertaining animal sex”:
Officers on their way to the bank robbery call went to the station and arrested him while he waited in the car. He had dye on him, the wig stuffed in the waist of his pants and was still wearing the fake breasts.
If “rough but entertaining animal sex” had a cagematch with this paragraph, my money is on the violent rhino sex.
P.S. I must find this mugshot.
P.P.S. Violent Rhino Sex would make a hell of a band name.
Nate
July 26, 2010 4:01 pm
I was gonna send this to you but you beat me to it …
Here’s the link to WTAE …
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/24382411/detail.html
LOVE the video still of this guy …
Baba Wawa
July 26, 2010 4:57 pm
that’s one ugly chick
Marcy
July 26, 2010 8:26 pm
When I heard this on the news this morning, I knew you would love it as much as I did.
Luke Steelerstahl
July 26, 2010 11:31 pm
That looks like Ron Artest.
Not Ron Artest in a wig, just normal Ron Artest
bucdaddy
July 27, 2010 12:01 am
Thanks for the plug and the Las Velas gig (7/31)! Not many places pay us $2,500 plus all the margaritas we can drink. Awesome!
Rock on!
— Violent Rhino Sex
BeauJacques
July 27, 2010 7:35 am
Hey!!
Poor guy is just tryin’ to save some cash in anticipation
of skyrocketing parking downtown!!
Downtown parking sodomy from Lukey’s idiotic giveaway of
resident’s assets are going to cause lots of bankrobbers to move to the burbs!!
BeauJacques
July 27, 2010 8:40 am
Pic looks like a 3:30 AM woman @ any bar in State College on a football weekend.
BeauJacques
July 27, 2010 8:45 am
….or WVU Homecoming Queen :-)
Kathy
July 27, 2010 9:14 am
bow-rhino-bow. No contest.
Cindy T.
July 27, 2010 10:15 am
Stupid bank robber notes: When planning to rob an establishment, make sure you wear the loudest pants in your closet. I laughed every time I heard the news anchors say the words “clown pants”. Dummy.
efw_west
July 27, 2010 1:15 pm
reminds me of an interview I heard with an ex-cop who said he busted a lot of criminals in his career and not once did a Mensa card fall out of their pocket when slapping the cuffs on.