Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is my esteemed pleasure to present to you the greatest paragraph to appear in the Post-Gazette since the “rough but entertaining animal sex”:
Officers on their way to the bank robbery call went to the station and arrested him while he waited in the car. He had dye on him, the wig stuffed in the waist of his pants and was still wearing the fake breasts.
If “rough but entertaining animal sex” had a cagematch with this paragraph, my money is on the violent rhino sex.
P.S. I must find this mugshot.
P.P.S. Violent Rhino Sex would make a hell of a band name.