Here’s a real winner in the effiest What The Effie that ever did effie.
i am looking for a professionally stuffed dog that has been tanned and moth proofed. i would like to have it by the end of august for a wedding present. preferably a big dog, not a purse dog, but beggars cant be choosers. please send pics and asking price. will pick up!
1. Four billion dollars says this request came out of Fayette County.
2. They want a big dog, but God, I hope someone tries to sell him/her a taxidermied chihuahua. What would that even look like? Oh, wait. I found one:
In the name of Jesus Christ, BE GONE!
3. I have
wracked racked my brain, put the edge of my glasses in my mouth and gently chewed introspectively, tilted my head quizzically, contemplatively assumed The Thinking Man posture, rubbed my chin thoughtfully, and there was no light bulb. There was no AHA! moment. No eureka. I did not need Mr. Watson to come here. There is no reason I can come up with that a person would want to gift someone else’s taxidermied dog to a couple on their wedding day.
4. Oh, wait! [light bulb!] AHA! Eureka! Watson, come here. I need you!
I got it. [puts on sunglasses] Revenge.