Okay, boys. I’ll bump the There down.
Now your co-workers won’t think you’re trolling the Hot Shirtless Studs sites.
Would you rather look at pigeon stuff? Wish granted.
1. Take a look at the Shaw Report in Entertainment Weekly, as scanned in by reader Jill:
I have no idea who any of those people are, but if I had to guess, I’d go with reality stars of some sort.
But, seriously, penguins are out? Pigeons are in?
Adorable, loving, soft, cuddly, chin-scritch-worthy, entertaining penguins are out and poop-bombing, air-diving, disease-riddled, evil-doing, bridge-destroying knowing bastards are in?
The only time I can imagine pigeons being IN and penguins being OUT is if they discover that pigeon blood cures cancer and that penguins eat kittens.
And even then, who knows. Maybe kittens are delicious.
2. Reader Rebecca snapped this photo in Philly, much like the one previously spotted in New York:
No questions asked, because, you see, someone stole this pigeon. Clearly. It didn’t just, I don’t know, fly away.
How awesome would it be if someone finds a pigeon and is all, “Well, it’s the darndest thing. It answers to Pierre and has a white spot on his head, but he will not eat a freaking jellybean.”